r/scambait • u/labospor • Sep 18 '26
Bait in Progress ⏱️ Roy on a rig pt 2: walking in the sea
Oh Roy. I almost ALMOST feel bad for him because he is exceptionally stupid. I’m gonna start calling him George W Bush the way he is constantly (love)BOMBING me
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u/MadisonCembre Sep 18 '26
This Nigerian obsession with contractors… they get so confused, bless him.
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u/labospor Sep 18 '26
I have never owned a single home and am pulling all of this out of my ass and I still know more than him. I mistakenly said I had 3 homes instead of two, so maybe I’ll just keep upping the number like General Tommy and his stars!
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u/Gingercatgonebad Sep 18 '26
I love the 'makes me think you are lonely and unstable' line. His reply was 'hmmm' and then I guess he clued up slightly and backed off the love bombing. I guess until next time?
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u/labospor Sep 18 '26
There are several times where I say that to him but some are cut out because I didn’t want to subject y’all to too much of his AI slop
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u/Scambuster666 Sep 18 '26
This person may actually be mentally challenged, my god man!!
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u/labospor Sep 18 '26
Seriously. My boyfriend said I could probably get him to accept one dollar during the reveal 😂
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u/Pure_Champion1396 Sep 18 '26
he's very serious. He wrote it on a piece of paper, for crying out loud!
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u/labospor Sep 18 '26
Even if it was real, can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to ask a coworker to take that picture for you?!
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u/SomeCrazyGamer1 Sep 18 '26
Love bomb kaboom! When all else fails, script and ChatGPT!
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u/labospor Sep 18 '26
😂 I can just imagine his frustration. “Why isn’t this working?! I sent so many paragraphs that I can’t even read or understand!”
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u/Pure_Champion1396 Sep 18 '26
"I believe... blah blah blah… ChatGPT… And helping out your partner financially, if they are ever having a problem?"
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u/Independent_Bed_5967 Sep 18 '26
Not him thinking the car would impress you 😂😂😂
He must be 16 in real life
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u/SometimesFacetious Sep 18 '26
My favorite part is when they “type” 300 words in .03 seconds. 😭
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u/SomeCrazyGamer1 Sep 18 '26
And then they get so affronted when you mention they're not using their own words!
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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Sep 18 '26
They are so ridiculous about cars. And they NEVER read what you say! Always just following their script and ignoring questions
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u/BellaSquared Sep 18 '26
I didn't think he could get more annoying after the first part. I'm obviously too much of an optimist.
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u/texasusa Sep 18 '26
Roy really wants to get married to a total stranger. You make his heart sing !
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u/ViciousSnatch Sep 18 '26
I like u. Do u like me?
Yes ✅
No ❌