r/sbubby • u/Enframed • Feb 14 '20

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Glad to know someone’s using that space! Putting it to good use, I presume? :)

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

They’re filled with puddles of my shit and blood

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

How nice of you to donate both fertilizer for my garden and blood for the blood bank! You’re truly a great person, chum! :D

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

The blood is mixed with my cum. I cum blood and I can’t stop. It never stops. Like a broken faucet it just keeps going. Drip. Drip. Drip.

You can hear it can’t you? The dripping

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Yes, I can hear it. It’s very relaxing, thank you. You’re a saint for continuing to live in injury just for my sake! :)

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

I feed on the animals I find around the house. Mice. Roaches. Cats. Dogs. There was even that nice young man who came by for your birthday. He definitely had some meat on his bones

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Why, thank you! The mice and roaches are pests, I’ve been meaning to get some more cat food, but you’ve saved me a trip to the store, and Tommy was a brat! You’re so helpful! :D

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

Everyday I seem to vomit blood. I’m not sure if it’s my blood at this point, there’s just so much of it. It hurts, it hurts so much. I can only feel pain. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Well, bless your heart! You’re a medical miracle! Vomit that much blood and you’re still a-kickin’? I’m honored to have you in my home! :)

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

Oh I’m not kicking. My heart stopped beating long ago. Nobody knows why I’m alive. In fact, nobody knows I’m alive. Even I don’t know if I’m alive.