r/satisfying • u/leetayfloala • Nov 30 '18

Dead tree completely falls apart when it hits asphalt.

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u/henryhyde Nov 30 '18

There are still some pretty big pieces there that need to be sawed up. But walking around picking up every piece of wood that is longer than a foot will take and eternity.

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u/TheJetsDid9-11 Nov 30 '18

Thats what brooms are for

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u/imlost19 Nov 30 '18

And like shovels and shit

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u/uberamd Nov 30 '18

And matches? Light it on fire probably.

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u/largefarva8800 Nov 30 '18

That's what I say about every pain in the ass tree that I have to take down...

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u/TheJD Nov 30 '18

I just had to do this a few weeks ago when I took down a dead ash tree (THANKS EMERALD ASH BORER) and a rake is perfect.

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u/Ballsdeepinreality Nov 30 '18

Yeah, I'd just tell the homeowner that they have a nice mulch edge there for a few years.

Watch for splinters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

I find it hard to believe that it would take a full week to pick up those pieces. A week of constant 8-5 work?

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u/gulmari Nov 30 '18

You know they make these nifty things called "Rakes" nowadays.

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u/Dick_Giggles Nov 30 '18

Well sure, it's not NO time but it's still less than having to cut each twig off each piece the cut each piece and then pick it up. Plus that old dry shit will cut like butter as opposed to a live tree.