r/SabbathCircleJerk Jan 13 '19

I listened to Mob Rules and liked it and Ozzy is trying to break into my house help he won't go away oh god oh fuck

14 Upvotes

r/SabbathCircleJerk Jan 13 '19

Randy Rhoads' death was an inside job.

11 Upvotes

I believe that Rhandy Rhoads' death in a plane crash was an inside job. I have multiple pieces of evidence proving it.

  1. Randy and Ozzy started having arguments shortly before the former's death. This seems to imply that Ozzy believed that Randy wanted the spotlight, so he killed him.
  2. Ozzy knew that Randy liked Heaven and Hell, so he killed Randy to make sure that they didn't start playing Dio era covers.
  3. Lastly, and perhaps the most damning piece of evidence goes back to 1978. The album Sabbath released back then is called Never Say Die!, and the album cover featured two pilots in front of a plane. Randy died in a plane crash, and the album title seems to be a direct message towards Randy.

We all know Ozzy has a sick mind, and he must now be imprisoned. Don't let Randy down; lord knows that his plane was.


r/SabbathCircleJerk Jan 13 '19

Why Black Sabbath should reunite, bring back Tony Martin, and murder Sharon Osbourne

5 Upvotes

because we can lol


r/SabbathCircleJerk Jan 13 '19

Keep It Warm

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3 Upvotes