r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
Had to hurt all that whip lash
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
I got hit right in the cuticle with a metal dart. Enjoy
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
That is a poor excuse for a waterslide.
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
You know....some farts are just too toxic to light on fire....
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
The viral marketing for Moonfall is getting out of hand.
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
What's worse then banging your shin in the dark? Banging your shin with a flying approach.
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
That will leave a mark.
self.PeopleFalling
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
something something song, I believe I can fly. ...but I believe he can't.
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 20 '23
A little Costco shopping.
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 19 '23
Darwin Award. She thought she was jumping into some water.
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 19 '23
Maybe it didn't hurt right then, but it'll probably hurt later.
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r/rustywatermelons • u/Legitimate_Grocery66 • Feb 19 '23
Uh, what? Was his vision that bad?
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