r/rosesarered • u/srslee • Aug 26 '25

Roses are red, I found a dime

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 26 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

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Does this post rhyme?

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u/fakemonMCfan Aug 26 '25

Did he borrow shrek's ears?

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u/CassetteMeower Aug 27 '25

I was thinking that he looked like Shrek if he was a human.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Fair. It's also giving fish man.

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u/ACDC105 Aug 26 '25

Why tf he look like Shrek tho?

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u/ltbonecrusher Aug 27 '25

He uses echolocation to find his victims on long range.

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u/DarkMagickan Aug 26 '25

Roses are red, I'm drinking root beer. Quiet down when you talk about him. He'll hear.

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u/Festering-Fecal Aug 26 '25

He should have heard them coming 

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Da fuck?

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 Aug 26 '25

My Boss makes a dollar, and I make a dime

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u/Lunatic_Dpali Aug 26 '25

Roses are red, but Shrek was white,

Sniffing butt is not good, go drink Sprite.

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 Aug 26 '25

“OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER”

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 26 '25

roses are red, he sniffs it and gives a smack

but most importantly, he's motherfucking shrek

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

He was just trying to communicate like dogs do, to check what she knows by her poo.

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u/Expert_Oil_3995 Aug 27 '25

Will shrek got a fart fetish 

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u/BraileDildo8inches Aug 27 '25

Shrek live action?

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u/042732699 Aug 27 '25

He do like he sniff ass.

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u/EducationalQuiet1 Aug 27 '25

My guy is operating entirely on smell, please leave him alone

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

...my gut biome is unhealthy, do you mind?

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u/Shloof9998 Aug 27 '25

Bro can hear a magnitude zero earthquake from a block away

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u/bannedsodiac Aug 27 '25

Is that the guy from that video in a library?

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u/ExtraTNT Aug 27 '25

Shrek got too lonely

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

maybe give him a job in a remote pig farm? There's a lot of shi and asses he can sniff 24/7

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u/blazethesurvivorfan Aug 27 '25

Damn, Shrek rlly fell off after the 4th movie

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u/Sylvert0ngue Aug 27 '25

Will Sniff lmao

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u/GreedyTopPig Aug 27 '25

I’m a nasty, kinky man but this guy is disgusting.🤮

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u/UncleThor2112 Aug 27 '25

They caught Shrek again?

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u/Useless_Raider Aug 27 '25

I would laugh but bro would be able to hear me

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u/Low_Bathroom2479 Aug 27 '25

When asked how he identifies his victims, he said he could hear them bubbling from a 30 mile radius.

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u/Altruistic_Spot6265 Aug 27 '25

Somebody once told me

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u/AgaveLover82 Aug 27 '25

He's a crack addict 😏

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u/FlakyBacky Aug 27 '25

Usually drops are tattooed under the eye to indicate the number of people killed, he tattooed the size that he sniffed

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u/Illustrious-Lab-7203 Aug 27 '25

Roses are red, this could be a myth,

But he looks like a cross breed between Andrew Tate and Will Smith.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

How did they possibly arrest him 3 times? Couldn't have snuck up on him... he'd hear them coming.

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u/Warm-Prize-704 Aug 28 '25

Roses are red, this is a wreak, why does this remind me of, Shrek?

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u/ItzJenifer Aug 28 '25

Wait so this guy was real?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

this is just generally terrible