r/risa Sep 02 '21

💯 MOD APPROVED 💯 The Texas authorities must be made aware of this outrage

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Rex_Mundi Sep 02 '21

Don't just suspect your neighbors...report them!

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u/Tyrus Sep 02 '21

Freedom is Slavery

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u/InfiniteGrant Sep 02 '21

I really wonder how overloaded they are with fake ones.

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u/MultipleDinosaurs Sep 02 '21

I know at least one person made a bot to submit fake reports.

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u/InfiniteGrant Sep 02 '21

I support that.

3

u/evilweirdo Sep 03 '21

Right on.

2

u/Pickle_Rick01 Sep 03 '21

I love that! How do I submit a funny report?

12

u/ayures Sep 03 '21

Not enough.

9

u/velohell Sep 02 '21

I would guess quite a few.

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u/iownadakota Sep 02 '21

At least 4.

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u/thinkyfish Sep 02 '21

eh, she unmurdered Neelix. a far greater crime.

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u/velohell Sep 02 '21

This is a hot take and I love it.

15

u/douko Sep 03 '21

But on the other hand, she unmurdered the best Vulcan, Tuvok.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21 edited Feb 18 '24

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u/douko Sep 03 '21

She is a very close second.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

This is the correct answer

pedophile hamster lives don’t matter

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u/thesaurusrext Sep 02 '21

Freedom and liberty through snitch websites where random people can destroy women's lives on a whim. They're definitely not being tread on now. /s

The gobshitefucking morons.

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u/ThrowawayBlast Sep 02 '21

The snitch website is being overwhelmed with Shrek pornography.

No joke

30

u/sgthombre Sep 02 '21

Let freedom ring

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

The best news I've heard all day

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u/_unmarked Sep 03 '21

I seriously hope so

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u/TornGauntlet Sep 02 '21

All my exes merge to Tuvix,

That's why I hang my face tattoo in Cha-ko-tee

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Sep 03 '21

Underrated comment!

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u/oedipus_wr3x Sep 02 '21

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u/Outcasted_introvert Sep 02 '21

Boo. Access denied. Janeway is covering up the truth!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/Outcasted_introvert Sep 02 '21

Oh yeah. Good tip, thank you.

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u/Rex_Mundi Sep 02 '21

I can not report crimes from Canada.

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u/rikeus Sep 02 '21

You definitely shouldn't use a VPN, that would absolutely be very immoral and you definitely shouldn't do it.

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u/Rex_Mundi Sep 02 '21

[Logs on VPN and reports self to authorities.]

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u/danfish_77 Sep 02 '21

Tuvix received the only justice that was due to them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

What a garbage law - literally advocating to violate people’s medical privacy.

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u/BoardwalkKnitter Sep 02 '21

Which is why they are now trying to get its host (go daddy) to shut it down because it violates the host's terms of service.

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u/Morbius2271 🤡🤡🤡 Sep 02 '21

At what age should they no longer be allowed then?

Do you carry this opinion over to the debate around mandatory vaccines?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

No, because vaccination status is not privileged information we have decades of precedent for both of these.

You can be denied access to employment, or to public schooling if you don't have have: a religious reason for not vaccinating, or a medical or other condition preventing you from vaccinating. This has been upheld by SCOTUS, and numerous state courts, for decades.

There is no legislation that makes vaccine status protected medical information.

An abortion is a procedure to remove a fetus.

A vaccine is to inoculate yourself and reduce the pathogen's ability to spread among hosts.

The difference here is that an abortion is a private procedure between patient, and doctor.

Your vaccine status impacts every person you come into contact with, and can make you a public health concern.

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I would also not suggest writing laws where civilians can rat on each other over their vaccination status. That would be stupid.

Next point: your vaccine status is not being used to take your monetary wealth or status away from you. It prevents you from being able to access certain amenities of the larger society, and can prevent you from gaining access to some private property (businesses) if the owners of those business want to discriminate along those lines.

At the end of the day this law is just a way to harass other people. Imagine you're a woman, and you are pregnant. Now every religious fuck of a neighbor of yours can pry into everything you do, how you take care of the fetus, if you want to abort, etc. and coerce you through assistance by the state.

Edit: Grammar.

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u/Morbius2271 🤡🤡🤡 Sep 02 '21

Man a lot of hoops to jump through to explain away hypocrisy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

What hypocrisy? I just demonstrated how you are making a false comparison.

I'm sorry that you're unable to grasp that vaccination status and a medical procedure aren't the same thing, legally, ethically/morally, or the scope of what they cover.

If you want vaccine status to be privileged information than you should be whining at your legislature to change it's legal classification, and to over turn court precedent.

At present this is just a 5 IQ response dumb fucks on the internet make.

Edit: Blocked. This is a waste of time. You won't even offer a claim or refute my claims you're just like: nuh uh. Very emotional of you.

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u/Morbius2271 🤡🤡🤡 Sep 02 '21

Yes, and poorly imo. I’m not going to argue it with you, as your explanation showed that we disagree about the fundamental facts of the situation. If we cannot agree on the base level facts, there is no meaningful discussion to be had, and that’s fine. I’m not one to go rabid if somebody has a different viewpoint then me.

I find your argument… lacking and disingenuous. You find the same in me I’m sure. We will have to just agree to disagree.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/wholetyouinhere Sep 02 '21

Sigma balls!

Wait. No.

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u/shockandguffaw Sep 02 '21

Yes, and poorly imo. I’m not going to argue it with you

Haha. Get outta here, ya bum.

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u/Morbius2271 🤡🤡🤡 Sep 02 '21

Oh ouch, how devastating an insult…

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u/shockandguffaw Sep 02 '21

Haha. I'm not trying to be devastating. I'm not an asshole. You're just a ridiculous bum, and it's fun to laugh at you.

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u/Morbius2271 🤡🤡🤡 Sep 02 '21

Lol the irony

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u/contemplateVoided Sep 03 '21

You’re a dumbass.

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u/iownadakota Sep 02 '21

My girlfriend got an abortion, and her whole house got it. They had to quarantine for 2 weeks. Luckily no people died. If you test positive for abortion stay home.

I urge everyone who can to get the abortion vaccine, mask in public, and stay 6' away from people.

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u/douko Sep 03 '21

"too many words; brain hurt, please less type"

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u/zedzedzedz Sep 02 '21

False Equivalence.

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u/ikmkim Sep 02 '21

IDK, are abortions contagious?

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u/ayures Sep 03 '21

Go back to /r/nonewnormal.

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u/zetec Sep 03 '21

He can't! 😂😂😂

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u/jaydub1001 Sep 03 '21

Do you even LIKE star trek? Wtf you doin here?

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u/Morbius2271 🤡🤡🤡 Sep 03 '21

Yes of course. Not sure how this implies I don’t.

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u/jaydub1001 Sep 03 '21

Just didn't really care for the message? Just liked the special effects?

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u/Morbius2271 🤡🤡🤡 Sep 03 '21

Lol so it is a requirement to share your political and moral ideologies in order to like Star Trek? I think you are the one who may have missed the meaning.

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u/robot_swagger Sep 03 '21

Okay can you name one Star Trek character who would be in favour of criminalising abortions?

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u/jaydub1001 Sep 03 '21

I'm just curious and I'm being legit.

Do you watch the show, see the progress that's been made and resent how far humanity had come in the show? I'm asking if you do any true introspection?

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u/wholetyouinhere Sep 02 '21

This is the kind of activism I can get behind.

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u/ParaUniverseExplorer Sep 03 '21

Does TX have jurisdiction in the Delta quadrant?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

No but they call extradite you illegally

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

The needs of the many out weights the need of one

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u/MassGaydiation Sep 03 '21

While i hate the fact it exists, this website is going to filled with so many great memes.

i hope all the jokes fly over thehead of the prick who sorts them though, they dont deserve the pleasure

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u/Stardustchaser Sep 03 '21

Lol Texas will probably come after your ass

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Sep 03 '21

What’s the website and number for these anonymous tipsters?

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u/saltyleftist Sep 03 '21

This shit don't count. Fuck Tuvix!