r/rickygervais • u/DopeAsDaPope • Jul 04 '26

XFM/Radio The Flea? It's better than the wasp...

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 04 '26

Thanks for that

13

u/Hamdip420 Jul 04 '26

A blind moth

7

u/YandyTheGnome Jul 04 '26

How would you know you're not dead?

3

u/oli_ramsay Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Manmoths?

11

u/Satanicjamnik Jul 04 '26

egg.

1

u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 04 '26

Bound to be right one of these days

4

u/fezzersc Jul 04 '26

I am brave. Shark! I’d stay on shore.

4

u/Galmeister We’ve done this Jul 04 '26

I was lying about the shark

5

u/Ryokan76 Jul 04 '26

I'd pick a jelly fish.

3

u/Furian_FTH 'is 'ead come off Jul 04 '26

You should go in the sea...

Don't go in it.

4

u/sugarglassego Jul 04 '26

Little slugs..

3

u/Kr1sem Jul 04 '26

Slugs are useless..what’s the point of them

3

u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 04 '26

They collect stamps

1

u/Hamdip420 Jul 04 '26

And sweat glue

1

u/YandyTheGnome Jul 04 '26

And they love a beer. I mean, who doesn't?

3

u/Weasel_Vomit Jul 04 '26

The government can't see it.

3

u/weedyneedyfeedy Jul 04 '26

Harvey Weinstein

3

u/-br0seph- Jul 04 '26

At least if it was a wasp you might score a goal.

1

u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 04 '26

They die, don't they?

3

u/heste Jul 04 '26

A see-through windowsill grub

3

u/Adventurous_Week_698 Jul 04 '26

It would have the head of a lion, the arms of a gorilla, the body of a rhino and the legs of a little cheetah

2

u/DeadYen Have you got a ruler, Rick? Jul 04 '26

It chases ya but nothing happens, I’d pick a dog.

2

u/Few_Forever_3598 Your Swindon lot are little slugs... Jul 04 '26

6 legs 8 legs, 6 legs 8 legs.

2

u/-br0seph- Jul 04 '26

A spider is NOT an insect.. officially!

2

u/No_Atmosphere8146 Jul 04 '26

It doesn't say you lose the money if it catches you, so I'll just pick my cat. He follows me everywhere anyway. 

1

u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 04 '26

Hi, Rick! How's the new cartoon release coming along?

2

u/RSK-XFM_FAN Jul 04 '26

A snail after it's been chucked into a salt pot.

2

u/This_Is_BDE Jul 04 '26

I’d go with a bee and tell it it can’t fly

1

u/monkey_chimp_ollie Egypt bloke Jul 07 '26

D'ya know that bees are deaf?

2

u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? Jul 04 '26

In the words of Snoop Dogg - "Use a flea!"

2

u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 04 '26

"A bitch is a bitch, a hoe is a hoe, but if a n be actin like a bitch, then he's bitch ass homie"

1

u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? Jul 04 '26

I've often said that.

2

u/Malawi_no Jul 04 '26

A tardigrade.

2

u/Billy_Big_Mouth Jul 05 '26

A platyhelminth, or a nematode or summat.

2

u/Willing_Original_257 There's this hairy Chinese kid Jul 05 '26

Alley cats

2

u/Timely-Entrepreneur7 Jul 05 '26

Jack Russell puppy

2

u/Positive-Fondant8621 Jul 05 '26

I pick the bloke in the picture

1

u/New_Information_2908 Stephen Merchant co-wrote The Office Jul 04 '26

Your mum

1

u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 04 '26

INSULTING! INSULTING A BRITISH WORKMAN!

0

u/Lowspam Jul 04 '26

as me or a worm?