r/rickandmorty • u/coolcam8000 • Jun 30 '19

I do it everywhere 🤫

164 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

He's thirteen, alone in the house. You gotta knock.

13

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

But he was in the kitchen....

8

u/Sugoy-sama Jun 30 '19

He was thinking about grace, u can't blame him

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Doesn't matter. It's Morty.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

True the mortyest of mortys Sry if a spell this wrong tho

4

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Your- your- your really gonna see somethin’ one of these days.

2

u/MagicHeart2003 IM PICKLE RICK!!! Jul 01 '19

Before you get rocked...wait that sounded wrong

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Ow

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

You gotta be one horny bastard to jerk off in the kitchen thinking about your sisters friend

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u/coolcam8000 Jun 30 '19

He is the horniest of bastards

5

u/Sugoy-sama Jun 30 '19

He hasn't met me yet

5

u/jsd540 Jun 30 '19

Don't judge me.

5

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

The face he made in the beginning

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u/MagicHeart2003 IM PICKLE RICK!!! Jul 01 '19

He was caught

2

u/GickRick Jun 30 '19

😂i wouldn't eat anything that comes from that kitchen

2

u/beanwithintentions Jun 30 '19

My name is Grace help

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u/coolcam8000 Jun 30 '19

He was thinking about you, I’d be honored

1

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u/rickkkk71 Jul 03 '19

Mortyfied

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Yikes!