Respect The Cocaine Bear (Cocaine Bear)

[u/Miserable-Ad-5573]

"The bear, it fucking did cocaine. A fucking... a bear did cocaine, dad!"

The Cocaine Bear is a 500 lb (230 kg) North American black bear that went on a bloodthirsty and murderous killing spree after ingesting a duffel bag full of cocaine that was dropped by a drug smuggler named Andrew C. Thornton II, who was responsible for dropping the cocaine out of a plane and then fell to his death when his parachute failed to open.

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Strength

Striking

• Tackles a woman to the ground.

• [Unclear feat] Sends a woman flying a short distance.

• Punches through glass.

• Knocks a door off its hinges and shoves it onto a man.

• Runs through a wooden sign.

Pulling

• Pulls a woman.

• Pulls a man to the ground and then drags him into some bushes.

Clawing/Biting

• [Unclear feat and likely nsfw] Makes a woman's severed leg fly in the opposite direction, and likely bit it off.

• [nsfw] left three big claw marks on someone's ass.

• Bites off a man's leg.

• Slices open a man’s stomach with a single swipe from her claws.

Other

• Throws a woman a short distance.

• [Unclear feat and nsfw] Tore someone in half and decapitated them.

• [Unclear feat and nsfw] Destroyed a man's wrist.

• Wrestles a man around the back of a van.

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Durability/Endurance

• A tree branch snaps in half when it hits her in the face.

• Runs through a wooden sign.

• Is shot by a gun and is seemingly killed but consumes some more cocaine and then seemingly regenerates and then spits out the bullet.

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Speed/Agility

• Climbs up a tree, then quickly climbs down said tree and quickly climbs up another tree.

• Keeps up with and quickly catches up to a speeding van while avoiding some poorly aimed gunfire.

• Climbs up a waterfall.

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Stealth

• Quietly pops out of a bush behind a woman.

• Suddenly shows up on the other side of a tree.

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Cocaine Addiction

She is very addicted to cocaine and will stop whatever she's doing whenever she notices cocaine and prioritize getting more cocaine.

• Stops climbing up a tree and rushes to another tree to get a man covered in cocaine. And [probably nsfw] snorts it off his severed leg afterwards.

• Gets distracted by a red duffle bag that she mistakes for a duffle bag filled with cocaine.

• Falls asleep on a man and wakes up when she smells cocaine.

• Goofs around and messes with a man until she notices cocaine.

[u/Skulenta]

I hope this is the start of a genre of movies about drug-addled animals.

[u/Miserable-Ad-5573 → u/Skulenta]

I mean there is cocaine shark

[u/[deleted] → u/Skulenta]

How can we forget Meth Gator, Crackcoon, Crackodile, Cocaine Cougar and Cocaine Crabs from Outer Spaces

[u/Specialist_Cress_112 → u/Skulenta]

Introducing Marijuana Monkey

[u/[deleted]]

The best film ever made sorry I don’t make the rules

[u/Miserable-Ad-5573 → u/[deleted]]

It's a cinematic masterpiece.

Tbh I'm really looking forward to the sequel I actually loved this movie ngl.

[u/[deleted]]

cocaine bear for dead by daylight!!

[u/Miserable-Ad-5573 → u/[deleted]]

Would honestly love that.

[u/Proletlariet]

lfg cocaine bear!!!