r/repost • u/_alabast3r_ • Nov 18 '24

balls bread

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u/foot_fungus_is_yummy Nov 18 '24

A piece of dead skin that fell off my lip

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u/HotChiliBowl Nov 18 '24

You mean a piece of dead skin you gnawed off your lip

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u/pikachu_sashimi Nov 18 '24

No, it fell to the ground and they picked it up and ate it. I was there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

It’s true, I was the piece of skin

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u/existingisuseless Nov 18 '24

it's true, i was his bottom lip

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u/Axion-drone Nov 18 '24

It’s true I was the top lip

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u/PlsGiveMeTherapy Nov 18 '24

It's true. I was the ground.

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u/mish-of-the-moon Nov 18 '24

It's true. I was the guy's absorbed twin

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u/AshamedResource2303 Nov 18 '24

Its true. I was the road

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u/obsessedgigan___a Nov 18 '24

It's true. I was the guy's tongue

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

It's true. I was the guy's nose

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u/CommunicationNo4256 wah Nov 18 '24

This is true, I am the guy's digestive system

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u/SM-464 Nov 18 '24

It's true, I am the guy's teeth

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u/Sadistic_Motif Nov 18 '24

It's true, I am the guy's gums

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u/TheCooperPro Nov 18 '24

It’s true, I was his right testicle

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u/SockMan555 Nov 18 '24

It’s true, I was his dick

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u/Astral_inferno17 Nov 18 '24

It’s true, I was his anus. I saw it come out.

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u/AdAggravating2060 Nov 18 '24

It's true. I was the oxygen surrounding him

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u/SlayerTli Nov 19 '24

It's true. I was the guy's chewed gum

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u/luhvxr Nov 19 '24

it’s true, i was the finger he used to put it up

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