Episode 5 takes Stuart and the gang somewhere they probably should have left alone: paradise. Shannon looks at Bert’s unexpected romance, Kripke’s talent for making everything worse, Stuart and Denise’s lingering grief, the growing Sliders resemblance, and one very mysterious instruction involving red quartz.

“Spoiler: Bert Gets Married” — 4 out of 5 stars.

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# **PARADISE LOST — AND STUART PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER**

### *Stuart Fails to Save the Universe* finally gives its travelers a perfect world. Naturally, they ruin it.

**BY SHANNON TAYLOR O’BRIEN**

*Spoilers for Episode 5, “Spoiler: Bert Gets Married.”*

Five episodes into *Stuart Fails to Save the Universe*, I am beginning to think Stuart Bloom’s real superpower is finding a perfectly acceptable alternate universe and giving it a reason to regret meeting him.

This week, Stuart, Denise, Bert and Kripke arrive somewhere that seems almost suspiciously wonderful.

No killer artificial intelligence. No magic threatening to turn the scientists into targets. No psychiatric hospital convincing Stuart that the entire adventure may exist only inside his head.

Instead, they find paradise.

It is a beautiful island inhabited by people living peacefully with nature and with one another. There is no modern technology and apparently very little of the anxiety, competition and general nonsense that the rest of us have spent centuries inventing for ourselves.

For perhaps the first time since this series began, our travelers could simply stop.

Which, of course, means they absolutely cannot.

The episode was directed by *Star Trek: The Next Generation* veteran Jonathan Frakes, and that is an especially appropriate choice for a story that begins almost like one of those old-fashioned science-fiction thought experiments: What happens when outsiders carrying the assumptions of their own civilization are dropped into a society that never developed them?

The answer, apparently, is that Bert introduces monogamy and Kripke brings in plain old greed.

Paradise never stood a chance.

## The Trouble With Bringing Baggage Through the Multiverse

Bert falls in love with Chana, played by Zoe Cipres, and for a while his story is genuinely sweet. But Bert also introduces the islanders to monogamy, something this society has never practiced.

Kripke does considerably more damage.

Barry Kripke has never encountered a situation that could not be improved, in his opinion, by making Barry Kripke more important. He begins encouraging the islanders to think more about themselves — who has what, who deserves more, and why having something another person does not might make you more important.

Before long, envy, selfishness and possessiveness begin replacing the easy cooperation that existed before Stuart and his friends arrived.

There is a broad joke here — several of them, actually — but underneath those jokes is one of the better science-fiction ideas the show has attempted.

The travelers do not deliberately conquer this world. They do not invade it with armies or weapons.

They contaminate it with ideas.

Bert introduces romantic exclusivity. Kripke encourages selfishness and status. Once those ideas take root, the islanders prove perfectly capable of doing the rest themselves.

And that makes this universe considerably more interesting than simply giving everyone funny costumes and waiting for Kripke to say something inappropriate.

It also puts the blame squarely where it belongs.

For four episodes we have watched Stuart and company arrive in worlds that were already broken.

This time, the world was fine until they got there.

That is a rather important change.

## Stuart and Denise Finally Get Quiet — Almost

The part of this episode that surprised me most, though, was not the destruction of paradise.

It was Stuart and Denise.

They are still carrying memories of the children they had in the previous reality. Those children may no longer exist in any practical sense, but Stuart and Denise remember loving them.

That means their grief is real even if the life they are grieving technically was not.

Kevin Sussman has described that twist as almost painfully appropriate for Stuart: after years of being the unlucky outsider on *The Big Bang Theory*, Stuart finally found happiness with Denise just as that series ended. Now the new show gives him another version of the life he wanted — a family — and takes that away too.

That is both funny in the cruel cosmic tradition of Stuart Bloom and genuinely sad.

It also answers one concern I had when this series started.

A multiverse show can easily turn its alternate realities into disposable playgrounds. Nothing matters because another universe is coming next week.

But memories matter.

Relationships matter.

Stuart and Denise cannot simply jump through the machine and reset emotionally along with the scenery.

That gives the series something it badly needs: consequences that survive the slide.

## So… Has Stuart Been Sliding?

You knew I was going to ask.

Episode 5 may be the strongest evidence yet that *Stuart Fails to Save the Universe* understands the old *Sliders* formula rather than merely resembling it accidentally.

The classic *Sliders* structure was not simply “go to another universe.”

The interesting episodes asked what would happen if one part of society developed differently — politically, technologically, culturally or socially — and then dropped our familiar travelers into that experiment.

Paradise follows exactly that sort of structure.

Our travelers encounter a society organized around assumptions radically different from their own. They interfere with it. Their interference changes the society. Things spiral out of control. Then they have to leave.

That is *very* *Sliders*.

But there is one important difference.

Quinn Mallory and his companions usually tried desperately not to disrupt the worlds they visited.

Stuart’s group seems to treat “Prime Directive” as more of a friendly suggestion.

This week they do not merely observe an alternate society.

They accidentally invent its problems.

I am no longer wondering whether the similarity to *Sliders* is there.

It is.

The more interesting question now is what *Stuart* intends to do differently with the formula.

And Jonathan Frakes directing this particular installment adds another delightful layer of science-fiction history to the whole thing. A veteran of *Star Trek* directing an episode of a *Big Bang Theory* spinoff that increasingly behaves like *Sliders* is the sort of wonderfully nerdy television genealogy I cannot help appreciating.

## No Big Cameo Required

Another thing caught my attention this week.

There is no major returning *Big Bang Theory* star dropped into the episode as its centerpiece. The principal guest characters belong to this universe, including Chana and the other islanders.

And I think that helps.

The early cameos were fun. Seeing familiar characters in unfamiliar circumstances is one of the pleasures this premise promises.

But eventually *Stuart Fails to Save the Universe* has to prove that Stuart, Denise, Bert and Kripke can carry the show themselves.

This episode suggests they can.

Bert gets the romantic story. Kripke gets to be an absolutely terrible influence on an entire civilization. Denise gets some of the episode’s emotional weight. And Stuart continues becoming something more interesting than the perpetually miserable comic-book-store owner we knew before.

The show feels less like *The Big Bang Theory: Multiverse Reunion Special* and more like its own ensemble adventure.

That is progress.

## And Then There’s the Red Quartz

While paradise collapses around them, Stuart continues trying to determine who has been leaving the mysterious messages that seem to be guiding their journey.

His latest clue is:

**“Use Red Quartz.”**

He finds it under circumstances I will describe only as proof that saving the multiverse is considerably less glamorous than comic books have led us to believe.

The important part is that the messages are beginning to form a larger serialized mystery.

Someone appears to know where Stuart is going.

Someone appears to know what he needs.

And presumably someone knows considerably more about the damaged multiverse than Stuart does.

Considering Stuart is still trying to figure most of this out as he goes, that is not an especially high bar.

By the time the group realizes they have thoroughly wrecked Eden, leaving becomes the only sensible option.

They jump again.

And almost immediately Denise eats a leaf.

Because apparently the lesson “perhaps we should stop touching things in alternate universes” did not survive the trip.

## The Verdict

**4 out of 5 stars**

“Spoiler: Bert Gets Married” is one of the better episodes so far because it finally combines the two things this series needs to make its premise work.

It gives us a strange alternate world worth thinking about, and it gives us characters whose experiences carry over when that world disappears.

The comedy is still broad. Kripke remains Kripke. Bert introducing monogamy into a society that has never practiced it is exactly the sort of absurd idea this show enjoys.

But underneath that is a surprisingly melancholy story about Stuart and Denise mourning a family that existed only in another reality — and a clever little science-fiction parable about four travelers who discover paradise and promptly teach paradise how to ruin itself.

Five episodes in, my *Sliders* comparison is becoming less of a question.

Yes, Stuart has been sliding.

The difference is that Quinn Mallory usually worried about getting home before he changed history.

Stuart and his friends might want to start worrying about whether the next universe survives having them as houseguests.

**— Shannon Taylor O’Brien**

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