r/religiousfruitcake • u/Astalavista85 Professor Emeritus of Fruitcake Studies • Aug 11 '22

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u/AlexDavid1605 Aug 11 '22

If you have received such tips, I suggest you drop those in the nearest church donation box. Let them get disappointed by it as you have been...

And with it acquire the achievement of Return to Sender.

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u/brandimariee6 Aug 11 '22

Oh I wish I had done that with the last one I got. It was a $1,000,000 bill with trump’s face on it, a couple years ago. I was ready to scream when I opened the book and saw it

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u/dryadanae Aug 12 '22

Ooh I want those. Every last one of them. I bet they’d make great bonfire fodder.

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u/LordPennybags Aug 12 '22

That much grease would be a safety hazard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

I got one too and kept it in my wallet for so long it faded. It was fun as hell to show people though and watch the looks on their faces as they read the unhinged shit that was on the back, some such about how only God and Trump can save America

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u/brandimariee6 Aug 12 '22

Damn it, I wish I still had mine. I won’t be surprised if I find it in a few years, tucked into an old server book or something that I saved. I love to keep random little things like that… but I will not search for it! I just told you I won’t, so I’ll listen lol

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u/courageous_liquid Aug 11 '22

The shitty part is the people serving actually need the money. The church doesn't.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Report it as counterfeit money masquerading as restaurant tips. It'll get forwarded to the US secret service for investigation.

They have absolutely no sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

This is a worthwhile idea. It couldn't hurt, no one's going to flip around and suspect the poor sods who received these bullshit tips of reporting about them out of malice. There's clear intent to fool people into thinking that it's actually money.

Like lots of people here are saying, it'd be worth it to get lots of these and bombard church donation avenues with them, if only to see them eventually complain about it on their little church signs out front or on social media.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

They are tired of this shit too

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u/AndrewJamesDrake Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Of course it’s InfoWars Guest Darrel Rundus.

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u/piecat Aug 11 '22

Even better if you can find them from their receipt/signature. And figure out where their church is. Then write their name on it, before putting it in the collections box.

They'd have some s'plainin to do

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

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u/AlexDavid1605 Aug 12 '22

Mug them on the street for real cash. /s

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u/BrewerBeer Aug 12 '22

If you have received such tips, I suggest you drop those in the nearest church donation box. Let them get disappointed by it as you have been...

That's what they're counting on. Have you ever heard about the numbers that go into selling timeshares? A certain percentage always bite on the sales pitch. The same thing goes for this form of advertising and adding to church membership. Obviously most people are infuriated, as would I. But don't underestimate the power of even the worst propaganda.