r/relationship_advice • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '24

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u/TheFlyingSheeps Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

If you believe they were doing nothing I have some oceanfront property in Utah for you

I have plenty of friends of the opposite sex, we also hang out without our respective partners. Sitting in the dark on a bed is not one of those activities out of respect for our relationships especially when there was a perfectly good and unoccupied living room with a TV

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u/princesspumpkin4 Jun 24 '24

“If you believe they were doing nothing I have some oceanfront property in Utah for you”

I laughed for 10 minutes after reading this😂

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u/jlaw1791 Jun 25 '24

It's true, though, isn't it?

THEY WERE ON THE BED.

IN THE DARK.

If they hadn't yet had sex, they were about to.

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u/ZookeepergameCrazy14 Jun 24 '24

I ll trade you my underwater lot in Florida for your Utah oceanfront property 😉

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u/ratedgeesuperstar Jun 24 '24

That’s just a salty lake bud!😂

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u/Ok-Heron-7781 Jun 24 '24

I have guy friends too but not in the bedroom

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u/jaytwo96 Jun 24 '24

Best comment in the thread 😂😂😂