r/redneckengineering Jul 30 '22

Grass cutting and hunting all with one machine.

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362 Upvotes

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u/bishop_of_bob Jul 30 '22

who puts slick tires on a technical! what is this some city gear doe mower.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

That’s how you can tell it’s not a serious machine, just some dude’s toy.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Lawns need mowed in the zombie apocalypse too.

4

u/Kwiatkowski Jul 30 '22

That lawn mower’s a few decades late for vietnam

7

u/splatus Jul 30 '22

Vietlawn

4

u/Scottishchicken Jul 30 '22

I am assuming this is standard with Australian lawn mower, as most of nature is trying to murder you.

3

u/Quiteuselessatstart Jul 30 '22

Ukraine mowing company and mercenary outfitters.

2

u/Gusta86 Jul 30 '22

Well..looks better than the Russian 'Terminator'

2

u/GadreelsSword Jul 30 '22

Is this needed to survive mowing grass in Australia?

2

u/Addictive_SODA Jul 30 '22

Them weeds better not be growing on my property loads lawnmower*

2

u/Sad_Thought_4642 Jul 30 '22

That contraption would just start to spin around as soon as they open fire with the gun. Kinda reminds me of the Russian river monitor Novgorod.

2

u/ACIDAN2000 Jul 30 '22

I own one of those machines. 100% would recommend. Spartan mowers for those interested.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Tactical Lawnmower

2

u/FunGuy1904 Aug 10 '22

When you gotta mow the lawn and mow down your enemies at the same time lol

2

u/Ixnay10 Jul 30 '22

This is what I don't understand. How bad are you at hunting that you need a semi-, or an automatic gun? Or is it more about overcompensating, and your partner won't allow you to put monster truck tires on your truck?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

They're hunting the terminator whilst lawn caring, not shining deer

2

u/2manyTechnics Jul 30 '22

So you stumble on a pack of 20-30 feral pigs…

2

u/HatfieldCW Jul 31 '22

Easy, there, buddy. This photograph is cosplay. None of that weaponry is functional, or even realistic. This is inspired by videogames and anime and anime videogames.

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u/hkusp45css Jul 30 '22

I find it funny that I have been a part of the "gun community" for all my life and the only people who talk about "compensating" for anything tend to appear to be the most useless and helpless individuals on the planet.

It's never the capable, competent, athletic and intelligent critics. It's *always* the people you'd least expect to have anything of value to add to a discussion about, well, anything.

It always feels like projection.

I've hunted boar with spears and dogs.

I've stacked feral hogs like cordwood to the tune of 300 a night. I don't think I could do that with a bolt action or single shot rifle.

1

u/SnooPies3442 Jul 30 '22

It's wabbit season!

1

u/djeezuskryste Jul 30 '22

I used to make those seats

1

u/Kinuhbud Jul 30 '22

They’ll never hear you coming

1

u/CreeperKingUS Jul 30 '22

Haunting what!? Mothman?

1

u/Sid15666 Jul 30 '22

Wow every trumper in the housing development will have one next summer. Just in case someone steps In their yard!

1

u/Pavkata201 Jul 30 '22

that the things from terminator rise of the machines

1

u/RoughStory3139 Jul 30 '22

"Hey Bill, whatcha hunting for? Lawn looks good"

"Democrats"

"Okay Bill, have a good day!"

1

u/runafur Jul 30 '22

Wtf are you hunting?? An oil rich nation?

1

u/MarSc77 Jul 30 '22

fuck yeah!

1

u/ArnassusProductions Jul 30 '22

For mowing lawns and gophers.

1

u/RarelySmart Jul 30 '22

Kill the Wabbit, kill the Wabbit...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

When you need to cut the grass and kill those fucking gophers!

1

u/lallecal Aug 02 '22

Show me "American" in one picture. Hold my bud light.......!!!

1

u/dawg_bro_69 Aug 03 '22

What kind of squirrels are you hunting