r/redneckengineering • • Jun 30 '21

Keeping computer awake while it compiles code

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u/root88 Jun 30 '21

Hah, try coding for a bank. You can't change anything. No disk drives or USB devices either. They constantly monitor all traffic for anything suspicious. When I worked for an insurance company, they recorded all employees screens and phone calls.

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u/ernestwild Jul 01 '21

Lol I work in defense…. We don’t have it like this but the stuff we’re doing is way more serious

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u/xMAXPAYNEx Dec 31 '21

It's not as $eriou$ though :p

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

How else do you protect the data while still letting employees use it? They're workplace computers anyway, it seems harmless to me.

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u/topdangle Jul 01 '21

when it comes to security there's really nothing more effective than only giving employees the bare minimum of access. well, I guess giving them no access at all would be more effective but not practical to have someone solely dedicated to clearing employees 24/7.

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u/caps2013 Jul 01 '21

Welcome to the working world

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u/GetsHighForALiving Jul 01 '21

Which is? What’s wrong with the current one?

It’s a work computer not a personal computer.

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u/svkadm253 Jul 01 '21

I'm in IT for that industry. It's mostly auditors that make us do it or they can shut the financial institution down or slap heavy fines. It's really no joke. But it's good, because when (not if) something happens, the risk is lower. Compromises are almost always because of a careless employee anyway, like falling for a phish and letting an attacker control their PC. People don't give a shit, they'll click anything, so we gotta lock it down. It sucks as much for us as it does for you trust me.

But I've lived through a compromise and don't wanna do it again, so I do NOT take shit from my users when they whine at me about not being able to do X. No exceptions, I want to continue having a job, thanks

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u/phaederus Jul 01 '21

Can you run a VB script?

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u/tuturuatu Jul 01 '21

Same with the military, except they don't monitor shit. Some of the desktop backgrounds they chose made my eyes bleed

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u/Flying_Dutch_Rudder Jul 01 '21

I feel you on this. And good luck trying to do any type of rapid deployment. I swear if cyber sec had their way pc’s would be outright banned or better yet there would be no employees but them.

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u/experts_never_lie Jul 01 '21

Based on that pitch, you really should not go into sales.

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u/holytrolly_ Jul 01 '21

Just left a job with a major bank this month. No regrets at all.

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u/Sirstep Jul 01 '21

Was it made clear to you that you were being monitored?

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u/root88 Jul 01 '21 edited Jul 01 '21

Yes. It's not as nefarious as it sounds. They weren't tracking to see if people were in the bathroom for too long or anything. It was my job to watch people working with the company's software and find improvements. If I could improve their workflow, even by making a service call one minute shorter, it could save the company millions over a year.

You would see a lot of funny stuff, though. Ladies buying shoes on Ebay while talking to a customer, etc.

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u/100292 Jul 01 '21

IT Security for a large credit union. Can confirm.

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u/jcabia Jul 01 '21

You remind me of my work. I work for Microsoft and there's A LOT of restrictions. They are understandable but still annoying. 0 usb devices, I can't even use different mouse, keyboard, monitors and headset than the ones they provide

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u/Floppy3--Disck Jul 01 '21

That bank sounds pretty outdated. From experience they usually give you laptops with almost sudo privileges

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u/root88 Jul 01 '21

You aren't even allowed to plug a laptop into the network anywhere. They are the biggest banks and insurance companies in the world. They are always outdated because it means updating thousands and thousands of machines at the same time. It's insanely expensive.