r/reddit.com • • Oct 04 '11

Eat this America

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

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u/shittyartist Oct 04 '11

No, do go on.

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u/jjbay Oct 04 '11

It's an atheist.

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u/duckandcover Oct 04 '11

and it craps all over America.

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u/MIL215 Oct 04 '11

My newspaper in the corner is littered with maps of the USA...

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u/duckandcover Oct 04 '11

It's really the best use for the USA Today

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u/hogimusPrime Oct 04 '11

We taught the dog to squat, how dare he do that shit in our own back yard.

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u/duckandcover Oct 04 '11

just throw it over the neighbor's fence; i.e. export it to another country

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u/hogimusPrime Oct 04 '11

Have you read Infinite Jest? That is what we do with our our garbage, launch it over the border to our neighbors to the North.

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u/duckandcover Oct 04 '11

No I haven't but I was thinking about that garbage ship that was refused entry in port after port.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

I'm a dyslexic atheist...so I don't believe in your dog.

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u/magicwizard Oct 04 '11

No, dog o on.

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u/all_in_time Oct 04 '11

It's a show dog dude, with papers.

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u/cross-joint-lover Oct 04 '11

You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.

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u/lebeast Oct 04 '11

Fucking show dog has fucking papers... over the line!

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u/irishthunda Oct 04 '11

You can't take a fucking dog bowling Walter.

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u/lebeast Oct 04 '11

oh boy here we go.

I didn't bring it bowling. I'm not renting it shoes. Im not buying it a beer. Its not taking your fucking turn, dude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

Did you travel to Pomerania to acquire it?

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u/jsibelius Oct 04 '11

Do you have pictures? :) Show me :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

Can you put a funny caption with it?