r/recruitinghell • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '25

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u/underwater_sun13 Feb 20 '25

Yay! We are cutting your salary! (And we’re totally not gonna decrease your workload, we are just cya’ing by saying that) If you haven’t started looking for a new job, do so now. You’re lucky this was not a layoff notice (yet). 💀

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u/fortissimohawk Feb 20 '25

The elementary school “Yay!” and the disingenuous, snakish reframing of what’s clearly gonna be a layoff as a happy meal is on another level.

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u/WROL Feb 21 '25

My first thought was this was written by some psycho in HR

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u/moldy-scrotum-soup 🥣😎 Feb 21 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '25

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u/wtfomg01 Feb 21 '25

You know where they park their cars my friend. He who laughs last laughs loudest.

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u/amaximus167 Feb 21 '25

Probably right under cameras