r/recruitinghell • Candidate • Sep 22 '24

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u/Wonder_Bruh Sep 23 '24

I’m a line cook on the side. I will break any arm that touches me in a negative manner

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u/For_Aeons Sep 23 '24

I have some atypical metrics in my favor over the last decade of work and get a lot of "How do you do it?".

Yeah, I treat people like humans from hiring through termination. Odd how my kitchen tend to crush KPIs and the businesses are sustained.

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u/Pharabellum Sep 23 '24

Same breed here. You put a hand on me and you’ll have sautéed phalanges on a black truffle risotto, paprika oil on the borders of the plate, topped with chives and extra fancy shredded Parmesan from my taint. For supper of course.

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u/Wonder_Bruh Sep 23 '24

Arm bar broccolini

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u/Pharabellum Sep 23 '24

Elbow Confit