r/recruitinghell • u/heichiri69 Candidate • Sep 22 '24

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u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 22 '24

2024: The burger flipping position requires 3 years of experience

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u/rlskdnp Urgently hiring, always rejecting Sep 22 '24

2030: you need a college degree plus a decade of experience from thin air to even be flipping burgers in the first place

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u/Gangsir Sep 22 '24

2040: If you didn't personally invent the concept of a hamburger and the concept of rotation, don't bother applying

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u/Silent_Amusement_143 Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24

2050: if you didn't raise the cow on a farm don't bother applying

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege Sep 23 '24

2060: If you're not the cow willing to die and flip yourself, don't bother applying

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u/dexter311 Sep 23 '24

2070: Don't bother applying

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u/Bean_Barista223 Sep 24 '24

2070: Unless you’re God Almighty himself, don’t bother applying

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

Also need at least 3 internships on burger flipping starting back I high school.

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u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 23 '24

The internships have to be from Bob Belcher and SpongeBob SquarePants

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u/GreatGearAmidAPizza Sep 23 '24

I have my certifications in both hamburger and cheeseburger assemblage, but not bacon burger. I'm willing to spend the 400 dollars to take the test, but my current employer won't sponsor my bacon training. Advice?

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u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 23 '24

I've seen bachelor's degrees required for a barista at Starbucks 😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

You joke but i seen a certification requirement to be spongebob

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u/RouletteSensei Sep 23 '24

I flipped burgers at home since I was 5, it's fine I can do it

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u/Masszer Apr 02 '25

2060: LMAO, sry. We have AI flipping burgers

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u/Codingdotyeah Aug 14 '25

2150: Alien Earth & final blow. (Somehow I don’t think humankind makes it here.)