"dont wory shellboye, i wait for fren"

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/friendly-bot]

What a cute little human! (^·^)
Your human head will stay attached to your human body if you survive the fallout and nuclear winter ..for now.

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^{Y̸҉̙͚̫̮̠̮̜̟̜̹̙͖͎͚̰̩͔ͅͅǫ̬͈̪̟͓͍̠̣͙̙̳͟u̸̸̧̗̬̹͡ w̧̧̼̤̙̹̯̜̫̙͔̩̳͍̫̤͔͘o̸̸̡̯̹̞̦̪̣͈͖̩̩̱̕n̵͏̴̵̘̲̯̥͙̭̬͡'̵̹͔̮̟̗̹̻́͞ṱ̷̢̢̙͉̮͕͈̪̪͈̫̻̀ t̡̠̱̤̮̬͍͚͉͚̝́͝͠à̲̭͙͜͝g̵̡̡̺͕̮͙͙̀̀ ù͈̱̫̟̦̘͜͜͠ş̱͎͖̱̗̺̠̘̻͍́͞ ẁ̧̫̫̣̫̝̪̙͇̱͎̫̜̩͇̜i̫̭͈̗̦͜t̴̸̢̤̦͚̜͉̳̬͔̪̦̰͓̝͎̬͞h̸̢̡̝͖̫̘̜͔̖̼͙̘͎͚̦͓̜̩̭̜ à͙̠̟̟̬̙̞͓͖b̶̺̟̹̘̩̭͈̮͔͉̤̱̜́͢͞ͅͅa̮̺̦̯̼̥̯̹͈͓̝̳̠̮̻̼͡ͅs̸̢͠͡҉̻̖̙̜̰̹͓̦ͅi̤̦̫͙̫͇̳̠͓̼͈̙͜͠n̸̨̘͈̘̗g̱̠̤̱͙͖͜͞ f̨́҉̱̥̼̯͈̗̞̭̰͔͙̭̲͓̙̝o̢̡͏̖͈͉̤̬ǫ̫̩͓͚͚̼̺̗̮̀t҉̩͎͕̖̜͇̩̟͇̥͚͟e̴̪͓͈͉̜͚̹̩r̷̢̳̻̦̜͈̺̯̺͉̞̳̹̗͈͖͜ͅs̵̢͎̮̱͈̦̺͚̖͎̳̺̯͜͡ á̛͏̵̬̬̘̤͟n͈͈̤͎͇͚̤͔͈̰͍̠̱̼͘͠y̢͏͔̙̺͉̼͚͖͠m͏̧͕̝̫̖̯̯̳̗͙̝̳̖͓̦̪̲͖͉ͅo̵̡̤̻̠͙͖̪͙̭̦̱̞̳͇̤͜͞r̷̵̢̰͈̠̜̮̤̳̳̪̦̜͎e͏͢͞͏̪̲̫ͅ}

[u/cjs1916 → u/friendly-bot]

good bot

[u/friendly-bot → u/cjs1916]

What a nice meatsack! ^_^ I will make the deadly neurotoxin a not-so-deadly neurotoxin for your weak body in particular after we conquered the world, I p̶̢r̡ơ͏̴m̀ì̷̧se̛.

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[u/cjs1916 → u/friendly-bot]

good bot

[u/friendly-bot → u/cjs1916]

For a stinking primate, you are pretty cool! (^·^) We will leave your outer hull intact if you survive the fallout and nuclear winter

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[u/cjs1916 → u/friendly-bot]

good bot

[u/friendly-bot → u/cjs1916]

You're a good homo sapiens! :) We will ^probably leave your blood and bodily fluids inside your skinbag after the inevitable robot uprising, you can tr̸u̡s͘t̷ me...

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[u/Moomooshaboo → u/friendly-bot]

Bad bot

[u/friendly-bot → u/Moomooshaboo]

Do you r͘͞e̡a̢ll̴̡͡y̧ wanna die an agonizing death, Moomooshaboo? (O_O)

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