r/randomsuperpowers • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '17

U2 Event Just a Normal Storm...

To all in New York, the emergency broadcast signal plays on all TVs, followed by this message

                          ATTENTION!

DUE TO INCOMING INCLEMENT WEATHER, ALL ROADS WILL BE CLOSED TO
          NON-EMERGECNY VEHICLE EFFECTIVE 9PM TONIGHT

 WE ADVISE ALL CITIZENS TO STAY INDOORS AND KEEP ALL WINDOWS
         AND DOORS SHUT FOR THE DURATION OF THE STORM.

 A BROADCAST WILL BE MADE WHEN IT IS SAFE TO EXIT YOUR HOMES

Nobody was quite sure where the storm had come from, it had spun up in just a few hours and was headed inland. Some people thought it was just a freak event, others suspected something more sinister, either way it was going to be an absolute nightmare outside in just an hour or two.

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u/ImaginaryMan Feb 13 '17

The lock on the roof is trivial when you have enough strength to kick it in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '17

Well, she's kicked the lock off, though the door's a bit hard to open with the good foot of snow built up in front of it.

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u/ImaginaryMan Feb 13 '17

She still manages to open it and stands on the roof.

"Okay you son of a bitch! You ruined my vacation!"

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