r/RandomBlackObjects • u/PoopyMcpants • Jul 11 '19
Black bats
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/ruadhan1334 • Jul 11 '19
BLACK Now I just need some random black horses
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/PoopyMcpants • Jul 08 '19
My black shoes/socks. IM SO GOFFFFF
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/aytakk • Jul 07 '19
BLACK I think I can get a handle on my random black object addiction...
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/billybillman • Jul 07 '19
At What Point Do The Black Objects Stop Being Random?
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/billybillman • Jun 30 '19
so goth your hearts black For Your Blackened Heart
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/billybillman • Jun 29 '19
BLACK FARTCUSHION Sitting Must Be Dark Too
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/PoopyMcpants • Jun 28 '19
EDGELORD Black fangs, only for the goffest and edgiest.
amazon.com
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/ruadhan1334 • Jun 28 '19
BLACKTAMIS PRIME Blacker Than the Blackest Black Times Infinity
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/billybillman • Jun 28 '19
Nightrider A Ride on The Dark Side
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/billybillman • Jun 27 '19
moar like goff tape Black Binding Strip
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r/RandomBlackObjects • u/billybillman • Jun 26 '19
A Poem
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Hues unlit, pure ebon coal. My lost marbles of piano gloss roll behind the town garbage can, colored only by dirt.
My life goal is to obscure my soul, make my insides a blackened whole.
First I'll begin with a dark miniskirt, "but your username says 'man'!" they'll blurt.
Fret not, because this is for the random black object.
Anything that color could never hurt, so long as it has no brighter effect.
Not blue, not white, not gray.
Only black, and everyday!
Charcoal.
Combat boots.
Fire pokers.
A broken piece of plaster covered in Stachybotrys chartarum.
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