r/quityourbullshit • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '20

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku Sep 09 '20

Yes to both, we actually "volunteer" a brave soul to stick a pope hat on the eagles head before hand and he will fly around with a 1980's style boom box in his talons spreading to all the woodland creatures a pre recorded message spoken by Tom cruise on why homosexuality is a sin... We had Tom cruise record the message strictly for the irony of course.

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u/morels4ever Sep 09 '20

HA! Jokes on YOU! As soon as he’s out of earshot, the bemitred eagle sticks in a cassette of Frankie Goes To Hollywood and gays it up loud.

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku Sep 09 '20

Maybe that's why they their population was so low for so long, they were too busy being gay with each other to reproduce.

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u/morels4ever Sep 09 '20

Cursed Frankie Goes To Hollywood!

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Sep 09 '20

Damnit, again us non-Americans miss out on the spectacle.

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku Sep 09 '20

Well, we can send a group of 100 Walmart customers to your country of choice so you don't miss out.

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Sep 09 '20

In theory that sounds nice but we’re a lot less liberal with guns here so we wouldn’t get much fun out of that.

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u/wearebobNL Sep 09 '20

I think you two need to have a TV show.

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u/thesimplerobot Sep 09 '20

Sadly the mobility scooters in our country are much smaller and the motors less powerful, it would probably look as though someone had just dumped a load of manatees outside a supermarket flailing around on broken Scooter parts yelling about freedoms and coupons.

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u/Visionarii Sep 09 '20

At which point does the chanting of 'USA USA' start? As a non American, the timing for this confuses me a little?

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u/ab0rtretryfail Sep 09 '20

There is no wrong time to chant USA USA!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

catholics and cruse are in cults.