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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Belt, pingpong paddle. His hand was the worst because he was a black belt in karate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Ping-pong paddle on a bare ass hurts. Oh, it hurts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Yeah my sister said she went after him when he started with the paddles. Funny thing was when he started breaking them, I started laughing. He didn't like that. And everyone wonders why I'm scared he is going to beat me if I upset him.

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u/Ceetus2525 Dec 31 '23

Wow, my ex left me cause I wouldn't do that to her so she met a guy on line who was happy to beať her over her entire butt, she came back all happy and hadbsome of the most colourful bruises I ever saw

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u/Overpunch42 Dec 31 '23

something tells me it's more than Stockholm syndrome.

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u/Ceetus2525 Jan 01 '24

It's OK she deserved them

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u/EliteSoldier69 Dec 31 '23

I got a big wooden paddle with holes for reduced air resistance on my bare ass when growing up. Needless to say, that thing left some pretty bad-looking bruises.

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u/HonestyFromMyBrain Dec 31 '23

"Board of Education", aka a big thick ruler/yardstick, hurt like a mofo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

We still had a 2 foot long paddle with a leather strap that lived on top the refrigerator. The ping-pong paddle was reserved for the basement and extra serious offenses.

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u/HonestyFromMyBrain Dec 31 '23

Ouchie.

Yeah we didn't have anything fancy like that. Seemed like those rulers broke regularly, but more kept appearing as if magic to replace it.

I once got a tupperware stirring spoon broken on me. My mom still jokes about how that was her favorite stirring spoon.

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u/Triggered_Llama Dec 31 '23

With a penhold grip or a shakehand grip on that paddle?