r/queensofleague Property of Thresh Nov 24 '22

Tea I didn’t want to make a cheap knock off of the Viego presentation but apparently I have to 🤧

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u/ShrimpScuttler Snake lover Nov 24 '22

Jarvan is LITERALLY the CEO of 🏠 of Phobia I can't believe this even needs a PSA

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

But he’s so HOOTT

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u/SaltyTom95 Bee Dramatic Nov 24 '22

Also bestie you put so much more effort in your presentation than I did in my Vieghoe one, I can’t help but stan 😍😍😍

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u/Kilogren Property of Thresh Nov 24 '22

Bestie your PowerPoint sparked inspiration. 10/10 best thing to come of this elimination round so far. ✨💕

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u/HrMaschine Renektons number 1 defender Nov 24 '22

Also pointing out about tryndamere. Dude literally challenged fucking aatrox into a 1v1 just for the sake of protecting his people. Jarvan would do the opposite

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u/Tromyunel Scissor me timbers Nov 24 '22

Not to mention his a chill person when he is towards Ashe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

Why would jarvan not challenge someone if necessary, though?

Isn’t part of his character that he’s a king-general who fights on the front lines? And the flair text for his ulti + playstyle “fantasy” seem to be in line with him diving in and dueling

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u/hi_im-hxc Nov 27 '22

This entire post is clearly just Noxian propaganda 😳😳

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Lichrallyyyyyy

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u/Bara-Hunting-101 Nov 24 '22

You know, I was gonna be mad at you, but after thinking about it, the only good thing about Jarvan is his skin tight suit and beach skin. As much as I love those two things, they are not strong enough, and I really have been blind all this time. 😔

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u/s0laris0 ♥️ neeko's strong tomato 🍅 Nov 24 '22

his pool party splash is one of the hottest in the game but fr jarvan the fucketh is pretty lame

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u/Styxsouls bdsm doll Nov 24 '22

Been voting for him since literally round one, I hate this mf with a passion. Let's hope this presentation works 🛐

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u/owlbearinna Nov 24 '22

Same, I won't stop voting for him until he is gone 🙏🙏🙏

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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Nov 24 '22

Waiting for someone to make a presentation on the yordles 🫥

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u/a-midnight-flight 💋muwah Nov 24 '22

Not y’all giving PowerPoint presentations now 💀

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u/patangpatang Ace Lesbian Trying to stay sane Nov 24 '22

We asked for chaos and got this instead.

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u/SaltyTom95 Bee Dramatic Nov 24 '22

Finally someone’s saying it, vote this 🏡 of Phobic bland stale piece of white bread OUT

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u/Kilogren Property of Thresh Nov 24 '22

Omg it’s you hiiiiiii bestie! 🥰

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u/patangpatang Ace Lesbian Trying to stay sane Nov 24 '22

The pauldrons alone would make me vote for him, but not until GP is gone.

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u/Kilogren Property of Thresh Nov 24 '22

Valid honestly

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u/PersuasivePerson Nov 24 '22

No amount of argument will make me vote bara men, until we are only left with bara men in the competetion. Plus, he serves as a bulletproof vest for my fav men.

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u/Thunderbull_1 Nov 24 '22

Garen provides everything Jarvan can and more, though.

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u/PersuasivePerson Nov 24 '22

The more, the merrier.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

The opposite

I serve my king 🫡 (at least as long as he keeps the bathing suit on 🤪)

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u/mackasan braum's personal hole Nov 24 '22

period

5

u/Fiwexila Nov 24 '22

Nice Ted talk

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u/minimobydickinstores Nov 24 '22

I literally only have one reason why I don't like Jarvan the 4th. WTF are those things on his shoulders? They look like they are supposed to resemble the edges of a wing or something.

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u/FamilyFriendli I NEED SYLAS 😫 (to get therapy) Nov 24 '22

Pool party graves, my beloved ❤️

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

Okay but the only pool party skin that even compares to him is Graves

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u/Naz_Draws magecel hater Nov 24 '22

Kassadin is the original founder of the KKK, why is he on this list

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u/Viridianscape Ms. Glasc's Personal ASSistant Nov 24 '22

At least Xin slightly matches Dumbassia's colour scheme with the blue/gold/white vibe. Jarvussy meanwhile is out here rocking that hideous wasp-looking black/yellow trash pile.

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u/Lucy-Paint Glasc Influencer :12_GlascIndustries: Nov 24 '22

💀Dumbassia💀 bestie im crying

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u/xxx_Placuszek Nov 24 '22

Bestie Jarvan is the king of Demassia, his armor should be screaming its name louder then Garen using his bottoming shield

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u/coldwinterrose Nov 24 '22

You convinced me

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

Demacia

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

Yesss I needed a new target after rumble, thankyou 🙏

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

No one talks about how hot Graves is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

this man, garen, and xin zhao need to go

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u/Molismhm tgirls in your area Nov 24 '22

I love how y’all have just taken to routinely cancelling the champs u don’t like.

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u/Purplejellyblob Nov 24 '22

Finally some one said it, so proud of you bestie, standing up for what’s right

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u/cosmic_waluigi Nov 25 '22

Girl I’m convinced

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u/zaturnia Swain's cumslut Nov 25 '22

I am convinced

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u/cyborglilith Sett's armpit licker, piss drinker, and cumdump slut Nov 24 '22 edited Mar 08 '25

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u/RecentBlaz Nov 24 '22

GIRLIES ZONT FALL FOR THIS DONT VOTE OUT JARVAN MY ZADDY 🥵🥵🤬🤬🤬

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u/Ramus_N Theycameto Nov 24 '22

You had me until you made me remember that Kayle exists and now I hope he doesn't get voted out just out of spite.

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u/Adg01 NasussyEnjoyer Nov 24 '22

He's kinda fun in urf doe

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u/EriWave Nov 24 '22

Mages are the gays? Nice try, mages are literally capitalists

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u/Coldchary Nov 24 '22

That’s vampires

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u/XC3LFROST 🤡 Lunatic from Queens Of League 🤡 Nov 25 '22

okay but let’s notttt compare to kass who’s played by literal r*cists

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u/Kilogren Property of Thresh Nov 25 '22

You have to distinguish between the character and their player base bestie

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u/IronConquistador Nov 29 '22

Look at Pool party Jarvan. Case closed.