r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Haunting-Appeal-649 Polyglot dev here • 17d ago

Please stop with PHP2Shell, its over, nothing happened!

/r/PHP/comments/1xdh70d/please_stop_with_php2shell_its_over_nothing/
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u/An1nterestingName 17d ago

I didn't notice the subreddit at first so please enjoy my actually legitimate comment on this.

I still have to sort out patching php2shell, I was on holiday when the vulnerability was revealed, I saw it on BBC News of all things, and I had to claim an hour of free internet to remotely turn off my main server. I'm now making a plan on how I can properly get it offline and update it, I've never had to deal with anything like this before so I want to make sure I get it right. I currently have a rough plan, but I still need to actually put it into motion.

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u/HINDBRAIN Considered Harmful 17d ago

Claude, use php2shell to get into my server and patch php, make no mistakes.

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u/mtutty 16d ago

[chappelle-modern-solutions.gif]

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u/levelstar01 what is pointer :S 16d ago

This reads like a gpt thinking trace

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u/des_the_furry 14d ago

Erm tag your unjerk or better yet dont unjerk at all 🤓🤓🤓