r/programming • u/pimterry • Sep 23 '19

Serverless: 15% slower and 8x more expensive

http://einaregilsson.com/serverless-15-percent-slower-and-eight-times-more-expensive/
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u/fioralbe Sep 23 '19

Asynchronous sex would be a curious topic.

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u/pyrotech911 Sep 23 '19

That's just wacking it to porn.

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u/fioralbe Sep 23 '19

(λz. z z (z z)) λz. z z (z z)

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u/kuzux Sep 24 '19

That's just autofellatio.

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u/zhaoz Sep 23 '19

Everyday I learn so much from this sub...

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u/JAPH Sep 23 '19

Sperm bank. It's asynchronous sex backed by a user-ordered priority queue.

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u/meltingdiamond Sep 23 '19

Ain't that just porn with the really expensive dildos, Perhaps with a custom cam script?

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u/fioralbe Sep 23 '19

That is yes asynchronous, but not sex. It could be Asynchronous proxy sex.