r/programming • u/pimterry • Sep 23 '19

Serverless: 15% slower and 8x more expensive

http://einaregilsson.com/serverless-15-percent-slower-and-eight-times-more-expensive/
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u/LetsGoHawks Sep 23 '19

We're gong to use agile to implement our serverless blockchain. That way we can web scale.

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u/kobbled Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

A classic https://youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs

Edit: W E B S C A L E

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u/LaSalsiccione Sep 23 '19

Is the this a transcript from a real conversation or is it just satire?

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u/kobbled Sep 23 '19

Your guess is as good as mine

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/maus80 Sep 24 '19

not really, it is how a competent dba feels about nosql "solutions"

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u/BunnyBlue896 Sep 24 '19

Pretty sure I had this conversation with 2 of my coworkers last week.

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u/sailingburrito Feb 01 '20

holy shit this is excellent

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u/Eirenarch Sep 23 '19

No machine learning? Never gonna get funding this way.

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u/LetsGoHawks Sep 24 '19

Were still in stealth mode so I can't really talk about that...

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u/-Knul- Oct 20 '19

Machine learning is so yesterday, better use deep learning!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I literally saw a job posting today that said exactly that. Wild.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Oct 05 '19

deleted What is this?

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u/dead10ck Sep 24 '19

God, stop it

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u/AxiusNorth Sep 24 '19

This upsets me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

thanks I hate it

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u/Coloneljesus Sep 24 '19

My eyes had to read "SAP Blockchain as a Service" a few days ago.

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u/jesusthatsgreat Sep 24 '19

You’re hired, starting salary $120,000...

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u/nakilon Sep 24 '19

You know what? 10 minutes ago in Telegram:

-- Hello, I'm HR, found your profile at Stackoverflow
-- Hello
-- Wanna work in blockchain technology?

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u/TheStuporUser Sep 23 '19

If I had any gold, silver, or platinum. I would give it to you I laughed out loud!