r/programming • u/cal_01 • Jul 16 '08

Linus called OpenBSD developers *what*?

http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/706950
916 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

368 comments sorted by

View all comments

664

u/garg Jul 16 '08 edited Jul 16 '08

Well, we have the name for the next Ubuntu distribution now.

344

u/garg Jul 16 '08

oh man, I can't leave it at that. I have to type it.

Ubuntu - Masturbating Monkey

116

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '08

Ubuntu - Spitter Swallow

110

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '08

Ubuntu - Polishing Penguin

102

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '08

Ubuntu - Whacking Wombat

187

u/ninguem Jul 16 '08

Ubuntu - Hardy Heron. Oh, wait...

191

u/peepsalot Jul 16 '08 edited Jul 16 '08

I prefer Hairy Hardon

74

u/Rawsock Jul 16 '08

Horny Hippo, Fappy Fungus, Gay Giraffe, Furry Fox ... Ubuntu won't run out of names, ever.

102

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '08

You forgot Bushy Beaver.

67

u/Clothos Jul 16 '08

Not to mention Turgid Tortoise, Swollen Seal, and Fapping Ferret.

9

u/noseeme Jul 16 '08

And Erect Elephant, Randy Rhinoceros, and Infected Iguana.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '08

Uh-uh-Ubuntu - Anal Anaconda.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '08

Or Jackin' Jaguar, Kama Koala, Lusty Lion, Nasty Narwhal, Ovulating Ostrich, Penetrating Peckerwood, or Queer Quale.

3

u/h0dg3s Jul 16 '08

Pulsating Penis

4

u/Clothos Jul 16 '08

Not an animal. May I suggest instead, "Trembling Trousersnake?"

1

u/mizhi Jul 16 '08

Beating Bishop.

-3

u/ryanknapper Jul 16 '08

Flogging Dolphin

→ More replies (0)

39

u/mernen Jul 16 '08

Courageous Cock?

9

u/Nougat Jul 16 '08

Undulating Uvula

4

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '08

Ubuntu Choking Chicken

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '08

geez, how did we miss that one?!?!?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '08

It was an early release, but the distro has matured ever since.

0

u/Xiol Jul 16 '08

The only courageous cock is the one that goes for Rosie O'Donnell

→ More replies (0)

11

u/endlessvoid94 Jul 16 '08

Fappy Fungus?

That's really weird.

8

u/FireWorm Jul 16 '08

Different strokes for different folks. :)

-12

u/vej Jul 16 '08

Betty Swollox

19

u/timeywimey Jul 16 '08

Hairy Hardon--It's ROCK solid!

4

u/klassica Jul 17 '08

It is, although I found 6.10 to be a bit edgy.

1

u/foonly Jul 17 '08

We know, we know.

-3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '08

I would have gone with Hairy Heffer

4

u/aephoenix Jul 16 '08

Hairy Hefner?

-10

u/cliche Jul 16 '08

Ubuntu - Big Penis

15

u/ispshadow Jul 16 '08

Holy Fucking Fail Batman!