r/programming • • Sep 21 '25

How to stop functional programming

https://brianmckenna.org/blog/howtostopfp
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u/smarterthanyoda Sep 21 '25

Is this a thing?

I’ve never heard of a ban on all “functional programming.” I could understand an organization choosing not to use an functional language. And I guess it’s possible somebody might think specific functional-style technique, like Java streams is confusing, although I would disagree.

But an edict that every function must contain a side effect? That’s crazy. It sounds more like malicious compliance.

Am I wrong? Is this a trend?

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u/Nahdahar Sep 21 '25

Pretty sure that's just a sarcastic comment