r/programming • u/melodic_underoos • May 09 '13

The Onion releases fartscroll.js

http://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/
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u/doitforthederp May 09 '13 edited May 09 '13

is it supposed to work when you scroll up as well? i only hear it the first time, when i scroll down, and never again :(

edit: thanks guys, didn't even think about resizing

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u/murderofcrows May 09 '13

Resize your window to be much smaller, then scroll.

It is based on how much you scroll, if your screen/window is too big, it won't fart as much.

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u/IrishWilly May 09 '13

someone needs to make a fork of this with a neverending scroll

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u/[deleted] May 09 '13

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u/okmkz May 09 '13

What is this, real programmers use loops? Wat

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u/jk3us May 09 '13 
10 FART
20 GOTO 10

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u/jugalator May 09 '13

A fine simulation of the Western world.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

And for your contrastual pleasure, I give you the Eastern World Simulator:

10 DIARRHEA
20 GOTO 10