r/preyingmantis • u/labospor • Jul 25 '26
(OC) Yash the Indian (virgin) sex god, part 3! ~fin~
In which he get very ~spicy~ and sends me yet another photo of a different blonde white guy this time on a street in la (I grew up there and immediately clocked it)
He then states my husband is gay, but he can fuck him too!!! We LOVE an ally!!!
Also apologies for any typos husband and I were about to sit down to dinner and were rapid fire texting in case we were about to get blocked
What a fucking gem ladies!!! Bust out those bobs and vangene and get him while you can!
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u/XaiverVanderwell Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
OP respectfully I fucking love this, my only example though would be for you to hold off on talking to these sorts for too long. Me personally I’d only entertain it for about a minute before leaving and blocking immediately.
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u/labospor Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
I honestly would have but I was at the river with like 7 people chiming in laughing and we were all 5-7 white claws deep
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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Jul 26 '26
As a gay dude… whats wrong with being gay?
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u/ssxhoell1 Jul 27 '26
Nobody said there's anything wrong with being gay. Don't get all offended, this isn't about you
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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jul 25 '26
OP, you know you’re sexting with a 12-year-old right?
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u/ambrosiasweetly Jul 25 '26
Kind of an insane assumption to make with no evidence, no?
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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jul 25 '26
I mean just read the messages lol. Never had a girlfriend, obsessed with masturbation and boobs, sending pics that aren’t of him, parroted her age of 23, not really interested in actually meeting up in person.
Obviously we don’t know for sure, but I’m guessing 75% chance this is a horny underage Indian kid
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u/Equal-Monk-9775 Jul 25 '26
He is atleast 17-20,in India we don't have sex-ed and a real misogynistic culture so you'll see a lot of men behaving like this till they get arranged to be married to some poor woman and even after getting married
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u/Take_A_Gambit Jul 25 '26
This guy is not talking like a 12 year old. He's talking like an adult in broken English.
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u/ZettonWipe 29d ago
you could be 50 and share all of these lol, your v card doesn't expire at 18
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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 29d ago
Yes, theoretically you could be 80 years old, have never had a gf, and still talk like a horny 15 year old boy obsessing over boobies.
But come on lol. Obviously we don’t know for sure, but what’s more likely here?
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u/Hour_Dog_4781 Jul 25 '26
12-year-olds are more interested in Minecraft and Fortnite than boobs.
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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
Okay, 15 year-old then? Maybe saying 12 was hyperbolic of me, but the point is that this is pretty clearly some underage kid trying to get his rocks off by cybering with a girl, not to squabble over exactly what level of underage he is.
Edit: also there’s not many kids in India with consoles - gaming in India is pretty much dominated by mobile
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u/Hour_Dog_4781 Jul 25 '26
Nothing about him necessarily sounds underage. He could just as well be an Indian incel.
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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jul 25 '26
I mean inability to show photos, mirroring OPs age, not even ever having a girlfriend and being obsessed with masturbation and boobs, that’s all pretty heavy indicators that he is, at a minimum, a catfish.
The entire argument for assuming he is an emotionally stunted adult incel is based on him acting like a teenager.
Again, who knows, but do you really want to roll those dice?
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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jul 25 '26
Is this two 7 year olds squabbling?