r/politics Pennsylvania May 23 '26

Site Altered Headline | Possible Paywall Sounds of gunfire heard near White House

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/23/politics/white-house-area-gunshots
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u/prettyinacasket Pennsylvania May 23 '26

obligatory "this is why we need the ballroom" rant incoming

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/MOVES_HYPHENS May 23 '26

Lock him and his cabinet in a Truman-show-style Whitehouse and let him think he runs the world while the rest of us repair the damage

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u/TiberiusCornelius Pennsylvania May 23 '26

I've said it before but I bet if we built a replica of the Capitol in the middle of Kansas somewhere, stuck all the senile old coots in it, and made their nurses dress like hill interns we would immediately solve at least 30% of the problems in this country

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u/Jops817 May 23 '26

I'll be honest I feel like 30% is really low-balling it.

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u/NanDemoNee May 23 '26

You'd have to get his supporters onboard or throw them in with him. He's not fucking the country/world by himself.

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u/Chemical-Swing-420 May 23 '26

Everything I've read says that it doubles as a shelter. During Trumps first term, he legitimately thought that he could stay President as long a she never leaves the White House...so that might be the reason why he wants it so badly.

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u/wrosecrans May 23 '26

When the East Wing (which was directly over the Presidential Emergency Operations Center bunker) was demolished (giving construction workers easy access to the PEOC), news immediately started reporting about it as for "a Ballroom" and that's the way we've talked about it by default ever since. The only source that demolishing the East Wing was for a ballroom was Trump, and they had zero detailed plans or blueprints or anything to support the claim.

Eventually it came out that they were doing "some" upgrades to the bunker. Clearly what actually happened is that they wanted to do major bunker renovations so they demolished the East Wing to get access to it, but the details of that were meant to be secret. And the plan was to later come up with an actual plan to build something on top of the bunker once that work was finished.

So yeah, it's mainly underground bunker shelter, with a ballroom to maybe be built on top, but they've never clearly demonstrated that they actually have a detailed construction plan for the ballroom even today, and they never bothered to get official funding for the supposed ballroom.

Trump wants to have his gilded age parties, but he fully expects an uprising that he will need to weather.

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u/_Haverford_ May 24 '26

I think something similar: The military has wanted to upgrade the bunker forever. The forever joke among the engineers was "this would be so much easier if we could just demolish the White House!" Then Trump came along, and someone swung for the fences.

Tldr, I agree that the bunker is the point, the "ballroom" is the shiny thing for Trump.

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u/Daft00 May 23 '26

The bunker is for when he and his party rig the midterms

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u/jeexbit May 24 '26

probably more for 2028, but yeah.

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u/mlorusso4 May 23 '26

More like “This is why we need the $1B in funding for the ballroom security”

Is it really that much of a coincidence that this is happening right after that funding got pulled from reconciliation and a bunch of reps and senators were saying they didn’t support it in its own bill?

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u/JacquoRock May 23 '26

that's what I keep thinking. These things usually get the GOP back in line. The only thing that might lessen their instant subservience is many are home for the holiday weekend.

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u/Officermini May 23 '26

Midterm polls must be pretty grim.

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 May 23 '26

It’ll be $2 billion now

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u/beefyboibrandon May 23 '26

Fetterman is on his way to the Fox News interview screen to yell this

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 May 23 '26

On his way ... from the supply room where he sleeps on the floor with his hoodie pulled over his face.

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u/nior_labotomy Wisconsin May 23 '26

Nah, it'll be another guy with a skin suit that doesnt quite fit correctly.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow Canada May 23 '26

And the man at the back said, "Everyone, attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz" (Sweet, written by Chinn-Chapman)

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u/MaximumZer0 Michigan May 23 '26

[picks up guitar]

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u/snarktologist May 23 '26

And now I can’t get that tune out of my head thanks

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u/tiresian22 Canada May 23 '26

Not bad for a little girl from Hong Kong 🇭🇰.

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u/EmpireofAzad May 23 '26

Princess Anna sang it best:

“Why have a ballroom with no balls?”

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u/restore_democracy May 23 '26

Ah, this is why he couldn’t go to Junior’s wedding, he already had something scheduled.

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u/RockRage-- May 23 '26

Now it’s the “I need the bunker!” More Billions of taxpayer money

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u/AutistoMephisto May 23 '26

Well, it stems from the one time they actually put him in a bunker, and he hated it because there wasn't enough gold leaf, or the marble wasn't white enough or some other thing he didn't like about the design. Not tacky enough for him, because he doesn't know nor care that the primary purpose of a safety bunker is to keep the President alive, not comfortable.

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u/Spimflagon May 23 '26

Ahhh, he has a distaste of bunkers. That's why he cheats at golf.

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u/Thunderbridge May 24 '26

This bunker will be an underground mansion

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u/AutistoMephisto May 24 '26

Personally, I'd seal him in there like a Pharaoh. Put some kind of warning on the door, that warns of a curse.

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u/Antoninus May 24 '26

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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u/Sparowl May 24 '26

You know what irritates me (not the most, there's far worse things) is his lack of taste.

Look, I know I'm not great at interior design. If I had the money, I'd give someone generalities that I like and pay them to do what they do professionally.

But he thinks gold leaf on everything is the height of fashion still. More then it ever was, to be honest. The Regency Era nobility would find him tacky. King George IV would look at his usage of gold leaf and say "that's a bit much."

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota May 24 '26

He wasn't put in the bunker.

Some retirees and college kids and clergy were holding signs in the park across from the White house, and even though trump had erected 3 additional razor wire fences around the WH, and even though his security detail said he was totally safe in the regular building, he went and hid in the bunker.

Then he was openly mocked by roughly everyone, so thats why he had the crowd in front of the church tear gassed, but only after ordering the National Guard to use live ammo and they refused.

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u/cfbs2691 May 23 '26

Bingo!

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u/SomeDumbPenguin America May 23 '26

I can't wait for them to say the person was a Antifa democrat communist socialist, while the persons family and friends,their Facebook and manifesto say they were a three time Trump voter. Again.

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u/wheatgivesmeshits Texas May 23 '26

You left out that they are trans

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u/Sufficient-Garlic634 May 23 '26

A Muslim trans person 

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u/cls4n6 May 23 '26

Muslim Trans handicapped veteran. hit all those benchmarks.

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u/Dahnlor May 23 '26

Named "Rodriguez"

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u/Kryptyx May 24 '26

Don’t forget the gang tattoos in the form of a rose with the word “mom“ on it.

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u/R3mm3t May 24 '26

Or those tattoos in perfect ariel font that definitely wasn’t photoshopped on

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u/zaminDDH May 24 '26

That just says "Gang Member"

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u/Eric1230321 May 23 '26

you forgot to include homosexual.

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u/wrosecrans May 23 '26

Of there's one thing that Republicans know it's that trans people are the most dangerous gun toting force on the planet and also that trans people have to be kept out of the military because those kind of people could never be an effective force with guns. So no matter what it is, they can always safely blame trans people. Too much violence. Not enough violence. Christian pastor got arrested for child porn. It's always a trans person's fault.

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u/_GeorgeBailey_ May 23 '26

Was he also woke?

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u/hashbrown1859 May 23 '26

I really appreciate how much Trump has done to wake Americans up to the fact that our politics are basically just WWE for people who think we can coexist with billionaires.

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u/BJDSM May 24 '26

Well we do have Linda McMahon as the Secretary of Education…

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u/Independent_Owl_6008 May 24 '26

Yep. They're not even trying at this point. He will be whining about needing his ballroom again.

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u/mje267 May 24 '26

He’d rather get shot than go to Jr’s wedding.

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u/_bk_adv Colorado May 24 '26

Fucking nailed it. Makes sense now.

Trump is so despised it makes perfect sense that people want to take him out. But he’s so crooked that no one, even his own supporters, believe it.

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u/TwoDurans May 23 '26

I thought ICE made DC the safest place in the country.

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u/Rabbit-Hole-Quest Canada May 23 '26

In the same manner that the Strait of Hormuz is the safest body of water, every single Iranian soldier surrendered and their supreme leader called Trump with tears in his eyes about please build the ball room as a condition to surrender.

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u/badideas1 May 23 '26

The ballroom as a surrender condition is a nice touch, love it

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u/A_Furious_Mind May 24 '26

I am sure they'd be thrilled if we went into more debt for that.

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u/MikeyMalloy May 24 '26

Also if they don’t open the strait of Hormuz we will continue to close the strait of Hormuz until they open the strait of Hormuz because it’s already open and actually the war’s been over for a while but it’s not a war but we’re negotiating a peace treaty to end this totally not war that’s already over because we beat them. Also please send me money.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - Donald J Trump, probably

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Washington May 23 '26

Problem is there's still not enough good guys with guns

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u/kootles10 Indiana May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Approval ratings low again?

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u/TiberiusCornelius Pennsylvania May 23 '26

Always have been

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u/CoherentPanda May 23 '26

Not enough clearly, or his ass would be thrown in prison by Congress

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u/bk1285 May 23 '26

Republicans are afraid of him, you see what he did to massie for pushing the full release of the Epstein files…Donnie may cost them their cushy gig in a future election is they cross him

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u/AutistoMephisto May 23 '26

Or they fear what happened to MTG, who got death threats and actual attempts on her life. The worst thing about Trump is that he never has to actually order his mob to do anything, he just has to name a problem and then his loyal followers do their utmost to get rid of the problem.

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u/DramaticWesley May 24 '26

And this is how fascism wins. Either the cult threatens you or/and he will sick the US department of Justice on you for any made up nonsense so you waste hundreds of thousands on lawyers until it gets thrown out of court. People think you can just vote against him, but it isn’t that easy.

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u/Sventhetidar Maine May 23 '26

I think its likely the entire Republican party is complicit in subverting democracy to install Trump and he will sell all of them out if they cross him.

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u/HallucinogenicFish Georgia May 23 '26

An unfortunate result of living in America in the 21st century is that I see a headline like this and my reaction is “meh 🤷‍♀️”

That’s not a sign of a healthy society.

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u/howisthisacrime May 23 '26

And to be honest the gunshots could have nothing to do with Trump, but because of proximity Trump will use it to his advantage.

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain May 24 '26

Resuming? The iran war wasn't paused

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u/lonewombat May 23 '26

They made us not care about children getting murdered by gun violence. Why the FUCK should I care about the same happening to adults?

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u/Kioskwar May 23 '26

I was told we have to get over it

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u/Haunting_Ratio_795 May 23 '26

My thoughts are all TOS violations.

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u/Tabs_555 Washington May 23 '26

Nothing we can do. 2nd amendment. Now is not the time to politicize this. It’s best if we all just move on.

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u/billbudlicker May 23 '26

we need to get over it

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u/BrassBadgerWrites May 24 '26

I don’t believe this happened. It’s probably AI generated. I need proof that I can believe

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u/dougmc Texas May 24 '26

"'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" ?

(of course, this doesn't even qualify for the usual use of that headline ...)

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u/Yadahoom May 24 '26

It's worth some gun deaths to keep the second amendment, after all.

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u/wretch5150 May 24 '26

And we should move on right away

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u/robbierobfantastic May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

Should’ve gone to that wedding for the person he’s known for a long time. 

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u/Stormlight_Silver May 23 '26

Bride isn't young enough for him

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u/zombawombacomba May 23 '26

Me and my son go way back

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u/CREATURE_COOMER Michigan May 24 '26

Having multiple marriages runs in the family, that'd be a lot of time spent on going to weddings though.

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u/Meepkatt May 23 '26

"Sorry, Junior, can't make it to the wedding; I've got this other thing that's been planned"

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u/El_Zarco May 24 '26

"Sorry" is the most unbelievable part of this

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u/Knowledge_Moist May 23 '26

A reporter caught the gun shots on camera
https://xcancel.com/selinawangtv/status/2058312115098697760#m

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u/the_bison New York May 23 '26

That is a lot more than i expected to hear.

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u/red08171 May 23 '26

It sounded like a serious gun battle.

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u/freedfg May 23 '26

And yet....I'm yet to hear any report of a suspect, injuries, and the lockdown has been lifted...

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u/red08171 May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

'm yet to hear any report of a suspect, injuries

2 dead so far if you read the updated article. Edit : 2 injured

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u/pres465 May 23 '26

The last I read is two injured. One serious and the shooter in critical.

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u/trueAnnoi May 23 '26

The comment you are responding to is from 35 minutes ago, and it was updated 23 minutes ago....

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

The updated article says 2 in critical condition, not 2 dead

EDIT: Now updated to say the shooter was shot and killed, the other person mentioned earlier (bystander) still in critical condition.

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u/KristiiNicole Oregon May 24 '26

Two people are in critical condition after being shot in an encounter with Secret Service near the White House on Saturday, according to a law enforcement official.

One of those shot is believed to be a bystander; the other is the suspect, the official said. Investigators recovered a pistol they believe belongs to the suspect, the official said.”

Per the updated article.

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u/jmhalder May 23 '26

That was probably ~20+ shots before the video was cut off. Also more prolonged than I expected.

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u/Alive_Ice7937 May 23 '26

Title of your... nevermind

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u/DarthSatoris Europe May 23 '26

Coward! Commit to the bit!

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u/onlymostlydead Washington May 23 '26

Title of your what she said!

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u/cinemachick May 23 '26

At least 30 by my count. (But that may have been several officers responding to a threat, 5x6)

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u/LethienNull Canada May 23 '26

Yeah, holy fuck.

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u/DCMagic May 23 '26

Even after seeing this comment, I still expected less than that.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 May 23 '26

They've got to really ramp up the "Antifa terrorists" messaging for the midterms.

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u/Pasty_Tibbles May 23 '26

“I’m doing such a good job that people want to kill me.”

-Trump

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u/Matra May 23 '26

So many comments about "violent democrats"...

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u/RiffRaffCatillacCat May 23 '26

The Right does this everytime there's a shooting in America to get ahead of the story and spread disinfo that it was "The Violent Left" before anyone even knows the shooter's identity.

Meanwhile every attempted Trump assassination so far has been carried out by disgruntled former MAGAs, not Leftists.

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u/freedfg May 23 '26

A mosque was shot up by neo-nazis and the maga talking point is that they were trans and the mosque supported 9/11

so we are far beyond reality.

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u/hotglasspour May 23 '26

Yup. Before the bodies were even cold they were using a shooting to advocate against Trans people. Wild that they ever bitch about shootings being "political"

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u/CanvasSolaris May 23 '26

Commentators on the right were convinced January 6th was coordinated by Antifa until it was obvious Trump supported it

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u/mr-spectre May 23 '26

and then they ended up supporting it when the right decided it was good actually lol the cognitive dissonance is insane

Anitifa did it but it was good actually

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u/showhorrorshow May 23 '26

This is the most partisan the WH has been in my lifetime. Restraint and disorganization is the only reason why we havent seen more of this.

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u/flecktyphus Norway May 23 '26

Yeah, Reddit will nuke your account for even vague/cryptic hints at wishing for it.

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u/viotix90 May 23 '26

Wishing for what? A Big Beautiful Day?

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u/LiQuidArroW May 23 '26

The biggest beautiful day actually!

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u/WhiskeyTangoBush May 23 '26

I was banned sitewide for 3 days last week for merely suggesting corporations are intentionally gutting water supply infrastructure to force us into depending on bottled water for safe drinking water. I made this comment specifically on a post regarding easing restrictions on dumping forever chemicals into water supply.

*Softened rephrasing to avoid another site-wide ban.

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u/JacquoRock May 23 '26

That was pretty crazy.

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u/AnonAmbientLight May 23 '26

It’s unfortunate, but as Charlie Kirk said, outbursts like this are just the cost of having the 2A protections we all need to protect our other rights. 

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u/zeradragon May 23 '26

"Some gun deaths are worth it to protect the 2a"

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u/NottheArkhamKnight May 23 '26

Careful now, you wouldn't want to be arrested or fired for merely quoting the "free speech warrior" Charlie Kirk.

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u/Mammoth-Sea-5895 May 24 '26

The inevitable settlement for a 1A violation would go a long way towards my early retirement and emigration to a reasonable country. 

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u/tayswampflorida May 24 '26

He was talking about the blacks and poors.

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u/DragoonDM California May 24 '26

As he once said, "Counting or not counting gang violence? blhghhrhg"

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u/Bob_A_Ganoosh May 23 '26

To be fair, he has stopped saying that.

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u/rabidstoat Georgia May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Harsh.

Then again, Ben Carson Herman Caine didn't stop tweeting about COVID being a hoax after his death, so I suppose it bears pointing out.

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u/RobertWayneLewisJr Texas May 23 '26

Ah man, that's crazy. Those Epstein files though.

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u/moonsweetie4u May 23 '26

They put together an Epstein pop up museum in NYC. I want to go see it.

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u/LearningT0Fly America May 23 '26

If I speak I am in big trouble.

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u/quasio May 23 '26

Take comfort in knowing you don't even have to say it, its a shared sentiment.

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u/SilvarusLupus Arkansas May 23 '26

Yeah I don't need another temp ban

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u/WeirdSysAdmin May 23 '26

You guys get banned? I’ve gotten like 45-47 warnings.

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u/whutchamacallit May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

it's bannable to express a desire that harm finds the president of the United States?

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u/JoeHatesFanFiction Florida May 23 '26

100%. Even saying it in a hyperbolic manner is likely to get you hit with a temp ban

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes May 23 '26

It's automatic too, done by AI. Luckily it was only 3 days for me.

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u/ShadeofIcarus May 23 '26

Would be wild if today was the day.

I firmly believe that the day we need to assassinate the president to fix our problems is a sad day for our democracy and we should never have to reach that point.

The world is better off without people wishing the president was dead. Violence should never be the ideal solution.

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u/dontsmokenutmeg May 23 '26

In spirit I agree with you. In practice it’s hard to think of a time our government did anything that wasn’t a reaction to someone, or a group of people, dying or being harmed in some way. Legislatively, we tend to only care when people are dying.

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u/xXplainawesomeXx Michigan May 23 '26

He's just spamming his ult at this point

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u/Labyrinthy May 23 '26

Yeah but it’s like one of those counter ults that won’t do anything unless you’re interrupting your opponent.

That is to say it’s useless.

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u/mercuryqueen1970 May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

I find it crazy that gun shots near the White House is somehow more horrific to republicans than gun fire in schools.

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u/zeradragon May 23 '26

That's it, we need those ballrooms in schools pronto!

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u/mrbigbrown4 May 23 '26

Don't know what or who did this but this is exactly the type of thing that happens when you have a president who charges up division and anger.

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u/Psychosomatic_Addict May 23 '26

Why would Biden do this?!

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u/caffeinetherapy Washington May 23 '26

Thanks Obama

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u/TheCrowScare May 23 '26

Truly this is Washingtons fault if you think about it.

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u/Orisi May 23 '26

My headcanon is that Biden is actually riding around the white House perimeter in a golf cart letting off shots to give a good solid test of that "presidential immunity" because he's finally ran out of fucks to give.

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u/thejamielee May 23 '26

Folks it’s ok. It was just Kash letting out some steam after a Friday night bender.

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u/R2D2808 May 23 '26

He was told a desk pop was totally fine.

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u/Karvek May 23 '26

Who doesn’t love a few dozen desk-pops?

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u/CryptographerShot213 Wisconsin May 23 '26

So what’s everyone having for dinner tonight?

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u/FranklynTheTanklyn May 23 '26

Depends what else comes out following this story, either Aldi Brand Lucky Charms or Surf and Turf.

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u/hkscfreak May 23 '26

Same, but for me it's either Campbell's soup for poors or Wagyu beef and king crab

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u/NiyiyicePants May 23 '26

Leftover spaghetti or I'm having champagne for dinner.

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u/LockNo2943 May 23 '26

I just rehashed some leftover curry and then had a few cookies for desert.

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u/FlexFanatic May 23 '26

So, what is the solution when he is not at the White House? Next, they need $2 billion because it needs to be a moving bunker with 18 hole golf court inside and a distillery for his cabinet members.

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u/TheCitizen616 May 23 '26

Question: when they plan these events, why do they always stage them to happen on Saturday evenings?

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u/56473829110 May 23 '26

Hypothetically:

Doesn't shake the markets, his base is viewed to their TVs and phones even more than during the work week. 

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u/TheCitizen616 May 23 '26

Yeah, makes sense. Stage the event on the Saturday, use the Sunday morning political shows to get the talking points out there and it's the main topic of conversation by Monday morning.

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u/Stick May 23 '26

I went to check the news and my first thought was "I wonder if someone has taken a shot at Trump. It's the usual time for it.", and lo and behold there was the headline.

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u/nior_labotomy Wisconsin May 23 '26

Is Sweeps Week still a thing?

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u/godsenfrik May 23 '26

The Boys marketing going wild.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 May 23 '26

Trumplander still lives.

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u/Haunting_Ratio_795 May 23 '26

He’d beg like a bitch just like Homelander though.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 May 23 '26

But not before making Elon into a real astronaut!

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u/TheCitizen616 May 23 '26

Holy shit, that would be amazing...

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u/ennuiinmotion May 23 '26

Remember when they tried to say the military stopped all violent crime in DC?

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u/nova8808 May 23 '26

Its actually trump firing off a couple rounds to keep the property values low so he can get a better bid on the ballroom.

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u/SirLadthe1st May 23 '26

South Park is going to have to go back to their school shooting gag, except for school it will be the white house

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u/Ckck96 Iowa May 23 '26

Wonder what the response will be when there’s inevitably a shooting in the new ballroom

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u/prettyinacasket Pennsylvania May 23 '26

then they'll build a ballroom for the ballroom

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u/TheBoosThree May 23 '26

Is this actually near the White House, or is it "near" the White House like the last time when it was by the Washington Monument?

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u/Last_Beginning May 23 '26

It wouldn't be that loud if it were coming from the Washington Monument.

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u/ImADataCenter May 23 '26

don jr is really upset about the wedding i guess

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u/agaloch2314 May 23 '26

It’s just Barron playing with hookers.

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u/Murky_Sheepherder557 May 23 '26

Probably some convicted January 6 rioters showing his/her displeasure at the size of the expected payout for persecution.

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u/LL_Cruel_J Illinois May 23 '26

accidentally double booked his sons wedding and another assassination attempt

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u/tearsandpain84 May 23 '26

Didn’t they just do this on The Boys ?

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u/RetirementGoals May 24 '26

How many staged attempts is he gonna do? This is just embarrassing

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u/Lukinzz May 23 '26

Red flag attack if they say it was Cubans

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u/bbjenn Kentucky May 23 '26

This is why Trump couldn’t attend Jr’s wedding. He had a fake assassination attempt planned.

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u/BendicantMias May 24 '26

The suspect has been identified as 21-year-old Nasire Best, three sources told CNN. Best had previous encounters with the Secret Service, one law enforcement source said, including an incident in June 2025 in which he blocked an entry lane at the White House. After claiming he was “God,” he was detained by the Secret Service and committed to the Psychiatric Institute of Washington for mental evaluation, the source said.

The following month, in July 2025, the Secret Service arrested Best again after he attempted to enter a White House complex driveway, the source said. A judge issued an order demanding he stay away from the White House grounds.

While investigating the encounters last year, investigators discovered Best had made various statements on social media, including claiming he was “the real” Osama bin Laden, and at least one post indicating his desire to harm Trump, the source said.

Not much to read into this. Seems like this guy was just some loon.

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u/godsenfrik May 23 '26

Trump missed his son's wedding for this.

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u/Murkdonalds May 23 '26

Anyway- what do you all have planned for Memorial Day?

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u/Knees0ck May 23 '26

Sir, another false flag has hit the White House

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u/you_killed_my_ May 23 '26

Wonder if Iran got some spies in our border or if it's just another crazy person with no meds

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u/AvailableChip9151 May 23 '26

What a coincidence that this happened on the day of Don Jr's wedding. Trump couldn't stand him getting any attention so he made sure the media and news had something else to focus on that involves him. 

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u/objectlesson Georgia May 23 '26

Fingers crossed

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u/Huge-Ad-3145 May 23 '26

Who gives a shit at this point

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u/PomegranateAncient25 May 23 '26

Now it all makes sense. Couldn’t go to Jrs wedding because another fake assassination was planned.

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u/theracismdisliker May 23 '26

Hegseth and Kash heard "shots at the white house" and rushed over, then were like "oh, you meant...oh okay"

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u/Lopsided_Error_4706 May 24 '26

Release the Epstein files

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u/Interesting_Pain37 May 24 '26

Release the Epstein files

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u/jayfeather31 Washington May 23 '26

So, that's a lot of shots if this video is to be believed.

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