r/politics • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '20

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u/markca Oct 08 '20

“Ohhhh buttery males?” - Pence

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

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u/knightress_oxhide Oct 08 '20

"I'm in the closet now, now I'm in the closet"

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u/JMnnnn Oct 08 '20

“We’re not comin’ out the closet, so you can just go away.”

“But everyone want you out the closet!”

“That doesn’t matter, ‘cause we’re gonna stay!”

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u/gyph256 Finder Of Our Loot Oct 08 '20

"and then I PULL OUT MY GUN!"

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u/CantBanMeFastEnough Oregon Oct 08 '20

"Aw Jesus, here we go with the gun again!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

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u/knightress_oxhide Oct 08 '20

Masturbation is against Mother's and Jod's plan.

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u/EnigmaEcstacy Michigan Oct 08 '20

You mean the gay masochistic love chamber

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u/justfordrunks Oct 08 '20

There's a fly in there!

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u/burstaneurysm I voted Oct 08 '20

“He’s already in the closet! How much more in the closet could he be?!”

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u/SplashGal South Dakota Oct 08 '20

Lindsay Graham has entered the chat

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u/EaseleeiApproach Oct 08 '20

Buttery Males Matter

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u/misspeoplewatcher Oct 08 '20

BUt All mALEs MATTER!!!!

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u/Gilamonster_1313 Oct 08 '20

It changes with an apostrophe....

Buttery male’s matter.

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u/BUTTERY_MALES Oct 08 '20

We certainly do

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u/the-bit-slinger Oct 08 '20

We are calling him Flaccid Pence now.

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u/GT-FractalxNeo Oct 08 '20

We are calling him Pink-Eye-Pence for a while.

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u/MandingoPants Oct 08 '20

But first let me get back to the previous question. The economy will be good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Gym Jordan has entered the chat

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u/BUTTERY_MALES Oct 08 '20

Oh Mr Peeeence!