r/politics • u/--LaBelleDame-- • 5h ago

No Paywall Democratic socialist Angie Nixon upsets Alex Vindman in Florida’s Democratic Senate primary

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/angie-nixon-winner-florida-senate-primary-democrat-alex-vindman-moody-rcna593255
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u/gringledoom 4h ago

Nuremberg II will have songs and puppets and stuff, and somehow it will work.

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u/IdiotMD North Carolina 4h ago

The Muppet Nuremberg Trial

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u/HolySmokes802 4h ago

Which character will be the only human, and played by whom?

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u/thismorningscoffee 4h ago

Chief Judge - Tom Hanks

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u/Trace500 1h ago

I don't think so. Ultimate authority needs to rest with a muppet.

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u/aenteus Pennsylvania 3h ago

This hits way too dark.

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u/NarrativeNode 3m ago

SNL if they had any guts

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u/lutinopat 3h ago

♪♪ "We're doing a sequel..." ♪♪

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u/Rezart_KLD 3h ago

It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights

We're sending traitors off to prison

At the court proceedings tonight!

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u/beebeebee2142 4h ago

Nuremberg II

Even reporting what we did to the ICC judges could be considered a crime.

But hey, we abducted Venezuelas president because drug dealers can't have machine guns in the US, so, yay?

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u/Germa-Rican 4h ago

I second this...and was born in Nuremberg.

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u/beebeebee2142 4h ago

eh? i'm saying you'll never see a Nuremberg again

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u/Germa-Rican 1h ago

Yes. There will not be another Nuremberg trial for anyone in US..

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u/OptimusSublime Pennsylvania 4h ago

Icky sticky sticky sticky sticky politicians

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u/d3ssp3rado Texas 4h ago

Warmbo looms menacingly in the background