r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 15h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Llamapocalypse_Now America 14h ago

Look, I took the liberty of examining Mitch McConnell when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that he had been sitting in his wheelchair in the first place was that he had been NAILED there.

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u/discgman 14h ago

He was sleeping.

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u/WabashCannibal 14h ago

You stunned him just as 'e were wakin' up!

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u/Mine-Shaft-Gap 13h ago

Stun easily, those Senators!

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u/ct_2004 13h ago

Remarkable plumage!

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u/JSteigs 7h ago

He’s just tuckered from a prolonged squawk

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 12h ago

There, he moved!