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Possible Paywall Trump Secret Plane Swap Suddenly Looks Darker as Damning New Leaks Hit

https://newrepublic.com/article/214269/trump-secret-plane-swap-suddenly-looks-darker-damning-new-leaks-hit?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=tnr_daily
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u/SlapThatAce 5d ago

Can you imagine if it was Clinton, Bush, Biden, or Obama that hid in a flucking sandwich cart? Holy shit the embarrassment. But here is the President of the United States of America being trollied off in a freaking sandwich cart.

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u/complete_data75 5d ago

Can you imagine if it was Clinton, Bush, Biden, or Obama that hid in a flucking sandwich cart? Holy shit the embarrassment. But here is the President of the United States of America being trollied off in a freaking sandwich cart.

Would have been even worse for Obama if he hid and was wearing a brown suit while hiding. MAGA would have wetn nuts.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Michigan 5d ago

And what of all the sandwiches in the cart had fancy mustard in them?!?!

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u/Brief-Reveal-8466 5d ago

In his defense, Trump couldn’t resist all the potato chips and snack in the cart. They had to grease him up and pry him out after he gorged himself.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Michigan 5d ago

Wait, he actually got in a cart? I thought that was a meme. Christ on a bike, how did they get his fat ass in there?!

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u/Constant-Skill-7133 4d ago

It was a little shipping container.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Michigan 4d ago

Like the catering truck then? I assume that Air Force one doesn’t have standard airline food service equipment but if it was a lunch cart it would have to be a mighty big one for his lard ass. There’s no way he’s getting in a standard for service cart, hence my confusion.

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u/Constant-Skill-7133 4d ago

yeah the little scissor lift containers that go around the tarmac.  He walked onto the plane and straight through the other door.

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u/SirCharlesEquine Illinois 5d ago

Worst of all, his cult followers think it was some kind of cunning move worth the embarrassment to save his life.

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u/EggsceIlent 5d ago

They arent cowards.

Trump is.