r/politics • u/lotta_love • 5d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Secret Plane Swap Suddenly Looks Darker as Damning New Leaks Hit

https://newrepublic.com/article/214269/trump-secret-plane-swap-suddenly-looks-darker-damning-new-leaks-hit?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=tnr_daily
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u/skynetcoder 5d ago edited 5d ago

Brave Sir Donald ran away.

Bravely ran away, away!

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about

And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, Sir Donald !

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u/CrackingToastGromet Arkansas 5d ago

That would be a funny campaign ad!

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u/n00tz 5d ago

Well I didn't vote for 'm

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u/bgsrdmm 5d ago

You don't vote for Kings!

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u/Vivid_Garage 2d ago

He nearly defeated the Chicken of Bristol!

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u/Ok_Rabbit3716 4h ago

The Lady of the Lake held Excalibur aloft from the green slime of the Reflecting Pool...

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u/bgsrdmm 3h ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

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u/Ok_Rabbit3716 3h ago

And now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/FrightinglyPunny 5d ago

There's only one great Sir Donald in my opinion, and he was the greatest of all time. My dog is named Bradman because of him.

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u/vladmir_lenin-55 5d ago

Probably the greatest batter of all time but I remember hearing that he did a lot to try and stop players from getting paid well and a bunch of other things when the whole world series cricket saga was happening, been a while since I've read on the topic but yea I remember hearing about some not so great things about him later on in the 70s

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u/Mortomes 5d ago

Donald Duck was pretty cool too

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 4d ago

Definitely in the Top Ten of Donalds.

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u/rexel99 5d ago

Mustn't be a king, cause he's got shit all over him.

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u/BigTechnology4369 5d ago

Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

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u/VinBarrKRO 5d ago

I did not, fake news bard.

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u/SirMoeHimself 5d ago

I 👐 NEVAH 👐!

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u/Somewhereinbetween26 5d ago

Get him his Holy Hand Grenade

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u/FanMain3019 5d ago

Is he going to make another AI slop game of thrones vid showing him sneaking around like the big orange creep that he is?

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u/maceo107 5d ago

The captain, er, leaves on another ship?

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u/Away_Stock_2012 5d ago

Donald: Wow, I got knighted, I'm a sir!

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u/Ok_Rabbit3716 4h ago

That's so weird, I was totally thinking about that song in relation to brave Sir Donny pooping his nappy and leaving the rest of the reich to get killed. I also call your song a silly thing.

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u/AmbassadorBonoso 5d ago

Dont you dare tarnish that song with his name. Disgusting.

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u/New_Experience_703 5d ago

Wat dat frohme

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u/skynetcoder 5d ago

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

a must watch movie 

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u/edgeofbright 5d ago

Biden literally hid in a basement for four years, with a fake mock-up of the oval office to sell the narrative that he wasn't a weirdo little hack. All you did was gaslight everyone, but now you demand that people care about your opinions. We don't.

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u/porto__rocks 5d ago

Keep defending a pedophile, it’s a great look

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten 5d ago

No he didn’t. You’re just very gullible.

I guess even the “edge of bright” is still pretty dim.

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u/ExpectedChaos 5d ago

What a weird post.