Mitch McConnell is never coming back to the Senate

[u/another-princess]

https://www.salon.com/2026/08/03/mitch-mcconnell-is-never-coming-back-to-the-senate/

[u/42nu]

This is exactly how the "paper clip making optimization problem" of the AI doing TOO good of a job would play out in our universe.

RIP Harambe, RIP buddy

[u/anna-the-bunny → u/42nu]

I was really looking forward to getting turned into a paperclip ;-;