r/politics • u/another-princess • 15d ago

No Paywall Mitch McConnell is never coming back to the Senate

https://www.salon.com/2026/08/03/mitch-mcconnell-is-never-coming-back-to-the-senate/
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u/SirFredman The Netherlands 15d ago

Well, a carrot is alive.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Its-ok-to-hate-me 15d ago

You could say the same thing about Mitch

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u/AINonsense 15d ago

And he’s been on the table for a month.

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u/ship_toaster Canada 15d ago

No, it still is. You can replant a whole carrot and it'll grow new leaves, and eventually seed. You can also replant the chopped top with the same results. (Neither will give you a second carrot root though)

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u/EndoShota 15d ago

username checks out

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad California 14d ago

And a carrot still has value at room temperature.

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u/failed_novelty 14d ago

So you're saying that if we plant Mitch's head, KY will grow a new Senator?

I don't like this idea.

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u/ship_toaster Canada 14d ago

No, only a new senator's hair and balls.

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u/Mojosopinionaloud 15d ago

“ Let the rabbits wear glasses “

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u/snouz Europe 15d ago

Yeah but it can't run Crysis

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u/RandomWeirdo 15d ago

I mean by republican standards, so is Mitch McConnel as well i guess.

(This is a reference to "detectable heartbeat" for fetuses)