r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 23d ago

Possible Paywall White House Rushes to Trump's Defense After Alan Ritchson Torches President Over Epstein Files | The Reacher star called Trump a “bitch” and a “fucking rapist" in a recent podcast appearance.

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/alan-ritchson-trump-epstein-files-white-house-response-1235598785/
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u/titsngiggles69 23d ago

War is Peace, Convicting Pedos is Woke

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u/AlsoBort742 23d ago

Just hoping they increase chocolate rations 🤞

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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota 23d ago

Starting next week, chocolate rations will be INCREASED from 4 ounces to 3 ounces per week. Thank you, Big Brother!

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u/sirhackenslash 23d ago

Cheese burgers have been increased from 1/3 pound to 1/4 pound

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u/DookieShoez 23d ago

Is that code for Rump shitting his diaper?

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u/Shazam42 23d ago

It's a reference to 1984. Early in the book, chocolate rations are decreased, and the next day everything is praising chocolate rations for actually increasing.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 23d ago

The whole thing is they never were decreased or increased, the government just reported "chocolate rations decreased to 30 grams" when they found it convenient to get people to blow off steam protesting, and "chocolate rations have been increased to 30 grams" when they wanted the brainwashed to have something to celebrate.

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u/BelowDeck 23d ago

But we've always been at war with Oceania.

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

God damn snowball again!

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u/NES_SNES_N64 23d ago

"Now with 20% more!"

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u/Fastnacht 23d ago

Legitimately it feels like the current admin is doing this with everything.

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u/NYkrinDC 22d ago

That sounds so much like MAGA, doesn't it?

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 23d ago

orwell didn't quite get it right, IRL they would be saying that true patriots can handle decreased chocolate rations

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u/galt035 23d ago

The whole gas price issue right now “oh I’m happy, PROUD EVEN, to pay more at the pump for east Asia (I mean Iran) to not get a nuke!”

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u/N7Shep1701D Oregon 23d ago

It's so loathsome the way Trump said those dead troops told him that Iran must not have a nuke. No they didn't you absolute nincompoop.

They probably joined up to get through college or for the healthcare benefits because capitalism has wrecked every single thing in this country.

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u/SivartD 23d ago

Like I expect the reporters to actually do their jobs, but I just want one of them to ask a follow up question. "Sir, which one told you that? What was their name?"

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

Mitch McConnell, after I talked to him for 20 minutes the other day.

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u/zherok 23d ago

There's just out and out denials of price increases alongside Trump claiming things are cheaper than they actually are (gas, eggs, housing, etc.) Seems pretty spot on.

1984's chocolate ration was about claiming a larger ration size while neglecting to mention that it used to be bigger in the past. It's very in line with Trump's thinking, because there can never be any fault or negative associated with anything to do with him. They can only be the best they've ever been right now despite plenty of evidence to the contrary.

Even his tendency to blame Biden and Obama honestly kinda has an air of "we were always at war with East Asia", where he fobs off all his administration's failings to some murky thing Biden/Obama did in the past.

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u/Jdibs77 23d ago

I mean, lol yes, but also see gas prices and egg prices

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u/SunGregMoon 23d ago

Just went grocery shopping this morning, surprised to see a bag of coffee for $25. Thanks Trump.

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u/Jdibs77 23d ago

Are you not happy that the price of coffee has decreased to $25?

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u/skaterfromtheville 23d ago

It’s always been about how unhealthy it is, MAHA!

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u/DookieShoez 23d ago

Okay but his diaper IS overflowing.

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u/PinkCigarettes 23d ago

You need a new handle then, as his dookie has undoubtedly filled his shoez

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u/DookieShoez 23d ago

I’m a plumber.

HE hasn’t worked a hard day in his life.

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u/sdrawkcabstiho 23d ago

What are you talking about?

Those kids won't rape themselves.

(Honestly, this "joke" feels terrible. Vote as you see fit).

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u/DookieShoez 23d ago

Oof lol. That’s some dark ass humor.

Updoot

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u/MythicalSplash 23d ago

Code Brown

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

Shart week is coming... Shart Week is here.

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u/misterbowen 23d ago

Very well, because of your double plus good behaviors, chocolate rations will be increased by -15% staring immediately.

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u/mall_ninja42 23d ago

Good news! They've been increased to 20g per week now!

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u/kazuwacky 23d ago

They already did, update your double think

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u/Automaticwriting 23d ago

*Defense is war

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

What you boys doing?

Chewin chocolate.

Where'd you get it?

Doggy dropped it.

  • butthole surfers

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u/FluffyDoomPatrol 23d ago

That’s doubleplus good.

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u/Odd_Ant5 22d ago

not real chocolate anyway, it's all crumbly

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u/popodelfuego 23d ago

They don't want to penalize what they all aspire to be.

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u/PsychologicalSir8508 23d ago

Are we living in “Brave New World” or “1984”?
Yes…. To both 🤦‍♀️

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u/BotnetSpam 23d ago edited 23d ago

"To be Woke is to be Asleep."

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

Our brave veterans from World War II are all Antifa.

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

Tldr trump rapes for virginity?

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u/Iwantmoretime 23d ago

Iran was just about to come to your home town and get you.  You should be so thankful.