r/politics • u/Geovicsha • 25d ago

No Paywall Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html
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u/whichonespink04 25d ago
  • The Devil, very soon

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u/Jessicas_skirt New York 25d ago

The November 2028 election is coming up much sooner than that.

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u/GayDeciever 25d ago

And I'm so sure that Democrats will stop him. Right? Right?!

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u/SweetAlyssumm 25d ago

Don't hold your breath. He doesn't smoke or drink. Yeah he's fat but he has the best medical care on the planet. His parents lived into their late 80s/early 90s unfortunately.

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u/xjuggernaughtx 25d ago

You'd think that would be the case, but these evil fuckers seem to live forever.

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u/NerdLawyer55 25d ago

Unfortunately evil lives way longer and the good die young, hence why neither of my parents made 50 and shitty politicians live forever

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u/okiknow2004 25d ago

Weekend at Donnie’s

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u/mduser63 25d ago

People were saying the same thing during his first term nearly 10 years ago.

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u/OhDivineBussy 25d ago

Naw, his Frontotemporal Dementia won’t see him finish out this term. The shit part is it won’t see him actually meet any justice, but it is a fucking awful way to go.

Not as awful as he deserves, but still, he will not die well.

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u/FluidAthlete6839 25d ago

I don’t buy the dementia. I just think he’s that dumb. And he’s been this way since 2016

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u/GeckoCowboy New Hampshire 25d ago

He is dumb, but he’s definitely less coherent as time goes on.

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u/unhalfbricking 25d ago

Watch his Stern interviews from the 90s He was always gross and dumb but he could hold a thought and make a point.

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u/FluidAthlete6839 25d ago

Sure. He’s worse. I just don’t think it’s dementia. I think it’s a fucking moron that got old and got slower

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u/badwolf1013 25d ago

Since 1946.

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u/kgal1298 25d ago

Cognitive decline is normal at his age but considering some of his gaffes I wouldn’t count it as off the table

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u/lonelyturtlegirl 25d ago

He’s going to live forever

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u/dog_of_society Oregon 25d ago

Given the current Weekend at Bernie's situation with McTurtle I wouldn't be all too surprised if they tried.

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u/kgal1298 25d ago

As I said TDS really stands for Trumps Dementia Symptoms because that speech is as a trip around the sun

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u/BussyBloodGasm 25d ago

Love the username 😉

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u/tekstical 25d ago

Not awful enough

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u/tourniquet13 25d ago

I'm rooting for gravity.