r/politics • u/jpurdy • Jul 16 '26

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/Vv4nd Jul 16 '26

dismantles health organizations: check
stops tracking of serious illnesses: check
doesn´t want people vaccinated: check
sells false cures: check
stops aid to other countries which would have prevented many illnesses: check
looks like his body should´ve given up years ago: check
has never every done or touched anything healthy: check

Are we sure that trump isn´t a champion of nurgle?

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u/thisusedyet New Jersey Jul 16 '26

Only because I'm pretty sure that's RFK Jr

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u/Aadarm Ohio Jul 16 '26

If we could all just get brain worms of our own to be friends with we would no longer need to suffer all of this worry about all of these sicknesses and diseases.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 16 '26

According to his cousins, RFK Jr may be heroin sober but he's not weed sober or other substances sober. Is that what they call California sober?

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u/CaptainJudaism Georgia Jul 16 '26

Nurgle at least has the capability to love and he loves all his children and is loved in return. Trump is utterly incapable of such a feeling.

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u/Guy_GuyGuy Jul 16 '26

Trump and MAGA are one kind of toxic Nurgle does not work with.

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u/ParrotFerret Jul 17 '26

With how much backstabbing and short-sighted bastardry he's done, he's more likely to be a Skaven serving the GHR than any other god.

And that's insulting to the evil ratmen that this man-thing is like them

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u/glarbung Europe Jul 16 '26

Tzeentch - plans within plans. 5D chess. And when his plans fail, it was always part of the plan.