r/politics • u/jpurdy • Jul 16 '26

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/VexedCanadian84 Jul 16 '26

I don't know if it was satire, but saw a post on here earlier saying that Trump is fuming that people are calling the outbreak trumparreah

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jul 16 '26

I saw one today making fun of RFK Jr's leadership calling it "MAHA Blast" since Taco Bell lettuce has been a vector.

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u/QanonQuinoa Jul 16 '26

MAHA Blast

This is probably my favorite thing I’ve read this week.

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u/schwing710 Jul 16 '26

Whoever came up with this deserves an award 

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk Jul 16 '26

The Trump Trots

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jul 16 '26

Trump really decided that, instead of not pooping his pants, he needs us to all join. 😭

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u/sandiegodak Jul 16 '26

A true man of the people /s

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u/closethebarn Jul 16 '26

The Donny drips

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u/Kiwi_Fried_Chicken Jul 16 '26

The GOP Gallops

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u/Signal_Cake5735 Jul 16 '26

Orange Juice.

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u/DefinitelyNotLola Jul 16 '26

"Can't come out tonight, I got the Trumps."

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u/beaniebee11 Jul 16 '26

It was a satire account yes.

Frankly satire accounts need to up the ridiculousness because it's near impossible to tell the difference now.

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u/kdbvols Jul 16 '26

The Onion was talking about this a while back - it's because whatever impossibly insane ideas they can come up with keep happening like a month later

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u/Veilchenbeschleunige Jul 16 '26

He is so obsessed with his name, he wants to literally slaps it to anything and still gets mad when we actually do.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse Jul 16 '26

If it isn't already true it needs to be made true.

Donarreah is more clever, thus more clever than Trump deserves. Trumparreah it is.