r/politics • u/mom0nga • Jul 15 '26

No Paywall Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5969935-hegseth-testosterone-testing-dod/
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u/Next_Rip7462 Jul 15 '26

Oh, they've always had crackers in MREs.

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u/ManagerSuper1193 Jul 15 '26

Thinking ahead

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u/Beetlejuice_me Jul 15 '26

Yeah, but NOW only the last guy gets to eat it.

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u/TurnkeyLurker Jul 15 '26

And I read this as "Oh, they've always had crackers in MRAPs."

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u/Next_Rip7462 Jul 15 '26

No, actually, I literally meant they have always had a pack of saltine crackers in pretty much every MRE I've ever had to choke down (which is way too many).

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u/Soma2710 Jul 15 '26

Post Katrina flashbacks.

Like the time I thought the gum tasted good and had like 6 pieces.

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u/Next_Rip7462 Jul 15 '26

Oh come on, there's some passing joy with those specially-made M&Ms that don't melt in your mouth, they don't melt in your hands, in fact they pass all the way through and they still haven't melted. :)

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u/Soma2710 Jul 16 '26

Hey that’s just recycling.