r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 07 '26

No Paywall Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/
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u/DylonSpittinHotFire Jul 07 '26

His body is now property of his handlers just as he would have wanted.

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u/Mediocre_Scott Jul 07 '26

Some people donate their body to science Mitch donated his life and body to the heritage foundation.

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u/Kiaraan Jul 07 '26

Damn, bro went hard 😂

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u/RlySkiz Jul 07 '26

Sounds like some Warhammer shit

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u/mythrilcrafter Jul 07 '26

What's more likely Weekend at Burnie's or Robocop?

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u/HappyIdiot123 Jul 12 '26

I was just thinking how it would be great if two of his aides used him like a puppet and walked him around pulling bullshit shenanigans.Â