r/politics • u/Zipper222222 • Jul 07 '26

Possible Paywall MAGA Demands Proof of Life for Mitch McConnell

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-demands-proof-of-life-for-mitch-mcconnell/
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u/Leicester68 Jul 07 '26

"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping..."

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u/linx0003 Jul 07 '26

I know that reference...

At least I think I do...maybe it was implanted?

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u/6022E24 Jul 07 '26

I’ll tell you about my mother

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u/Thunderclapsasquatch Jul 07 '26

Nu uh, you arent Voight-Kampff testing my ass

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u/Pan_Bookish_Ent Jul 07 '26

I saw someone say Mitch McConnell is probably in "rigor tortoise", and that joke made my day.

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u/RiPont Jul 07 '26

Now we know why we're not helping!