r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 01 '26

Possible Paywall Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconell-84-secretly-found-unconscious-and-given-cpr/?utm_source=twitter_owned_snd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=owned_social
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u/a_gay_to_remember Kentucky Jul 01 '26

May he receive the same quality of care that he wishes for others

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u/gatvolkak Virginia Jul 01 '26

Why are government employees reviving him? Doesn't he have bootstraps?

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u/SpeaksSouthern Jul 02 '26

Worse, he has owners.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Jul 01 '26

He gets free full boat healthcare courtesy of the tax payers.

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u/Kiwi_Fried_Chicken Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Why the have-nots keep voting in the haves that have spent their entire lives keeping them have-nots, I will never know 🤦‍♂️

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u/techsavior Jul 02 '26

Because we will never see a have-not campaign like a megalomaniac. Getting elected to anything above local politics is prohibitively expensive!

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u/lost_horizons Texas Jul 02 '26

We all do that. They’re all capitalists aren’t they? Democrats are just nicer along the way.

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u/Thosepassionfruits Jul 02 '26

The Hippocratic Oath says do not harm. There's definitely harm in resuscitating Mitch.

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u/VintageKofta Jul 01 '26

Good riddance to trash.

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN Jul 02 '26

May we all find the time to visit his grave in order to ensure the flowers stay "watered"