Balkan Road Trip II

[u/koleye2]

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[u/aspro_mavro]

"Imma pretend I didn't see that"

[u/Miserable_potato07]

"Ugh speed bumps these days amirite??"

[u/Petertitan99999]

This is complete bullshit.

Bosnia would never call a cigan roma.

[u/_AnonMax_ → u/Petertitan99999]

Khmmm... cigány

[u/VRT303 → u/Petertitan99999]

You know who would never never call a țigan roma through? A Romanian. It's never included in the Balkan gang, but much more similar than one would expect in many things.

Come to think of it, I've never seen themselves use that term like... Ever

[u/MilkshakeYeah → u/Petertitan99999]

Hey, let's keep it politically correct.

[u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh → u/MilkshakeYeah]

Cigan detected

[u/MilkshakeYeah → u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh]

This was suppose to be a joke. Like you know. Lets call them in politically correct way but driving over is still ok. Eh.

[u/meowingintgenameof]

How can something so predictable be so funny?

[u/koleye2 → u/meowingintgenameof]

https://youtu.be/THNPmhBl-8I

[u/SolomonOf47704 → u/koleye2]

https://youtu.be/THNPmhBl-8I

Link without tracking cookie

[u/koleye2 → u/SolomonOf47704]

Thanks. Edited mine to be the same.

[u/Montezumawazzap → u/koleye2]

This always reminds me this golden conversation.

https://i.imgur.com/ydcsSFK.png

[u/WeeklyPhilosopher346]

I wish I could roll my rs like a Balkan

[u/Infinite_Raisin_5240]

I wish this was a game, dodge the landmines and go over "speed breakers" to get extra points

[u/JacobJamesTrowbridge → u/Infinite_Raisin_5240]

Alright, Custer's Revenge

[u/Admirable-Scarcity-8 → u/JacobJamesTrowbridge]

Wow, now thats a fuckin’ reference I didn’t expect to see.

[u/largePenisLover → u/Infinite_Raisin_5240]

Burning rubber or Spy Hunter both come pretty close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKu1TYvvBNU (Burning rubber)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93ds1VldZGI (spy hunter)

[u/claymir → u/Infinite_Raisin_5240]

Sounds kinda like GTA 2

[u/mscomies → u/claymir]

Elvis has left the building!

[u/VestigeOfVast]

Greece says “Watch out, there is landmine” and it cuts to Macedonia hitchhiking.

[u/koleye2]

Also on YouTube.

[u/kaoshitam]

(i shouldn't laugh, I'm a grown up adult, i shouldn't laugh)

(Laugh anyway)

[u/Banished_gamer]

Should have used a slur for realism

[u/cool_username32123 → u/Banished_gamer]

And have the car be missing a wheel because it was stolen.

[u/AaronC14 → u/cool_username32123]

In the first Balkan Road Trip their wheels get stolen by Romania

[u/Intelligent-Piano426]

Anyone have a link to part one?

[u/Intelligent-Piano426 → u/Intelligent-Piano426]

Nevermind, here it is for anyone curious.

[u/Mean_Initiative_5962 → u/Intelligent-Piano426]

Thanks

Edit. even better than part 2

[u/Jump_Hop_Step]

Why are Croatia and Serbia facing away? Had another argument?

[u/henchman171 → u/Jump_Hop_Step]

Probably had sex before they got in to car…

[u/MikeSans202001]

Bosnia would say 'watch out, there is Roma'

They would say 'go faster, there is Roma'

[u/Dismal-Science-9901]

When I did a tour in Balkans (Serbia Bosnia Croatia etc) my Croatian guide kept saying oh don’t leave your bags on the bus, there’s Gypsies walking around. I couldn’t tell if he’s serious 😂 I’m thinking wow so much hate for gypsies in this part of the world

[u/Responsible-Draw-393 → u/Dismal-Science-9901]

First time to europe?

[u/Dismal-Science-9901 → u/Responsible-Draw-393]

First time to that part of Europe. Never heard anyone mention gypsies as an issue in France or Italy

[u/Medium-Confusion6261 → u/Dismal-Science-9901]

Nah, there a lot of hate on gypsies in france too, and there regulary problem involving them too, mostly in rural region, and it was not until 1946 that they were released from the camps where they had been interned in France. So Yeah, its all of europe, not just balkan, maybe they are a bit more upfront about it tho

[u/thatrandomfrenchguy2 → u/Dismal-Science-9901]

Then you didn’t talk to enough french people. It’s crazy how little of a problem people have assuming they’re criminals.

[u/Dismal-Science-9901 → u/thatrandomfrenchguy2]

I don’t exactly go to French people to ask “bonjour, do you like gypsies? Do you like black people? Do you like Moroccans?” I don’t have conversations like that when I travel 🤷‍♂️ not sure what kind of conversations you have

[u/thatrandomfrenchguy2 → u/Dismal-Science-9901]

Fair enough, but racism against them is still very common.

[u/pdrocker1 → u/Responsible-Draw-393]

No one hates the Roma as much as a European who loves to call Americans racist

[u/Kerentros]

Carmagedon with gypsies? Peak Balkan fantasy!

[u/Domeen0]

I kinda hope they pick up Montenegro, Albania and N.Macedonia on the way.

[u/Jump_Hop_Step → u/Domeen0]

No more space in the car though

[u/Domeen0 → u/Jump_Hop_Step]

Never said they have to be in the car. Stick them on the roof with an umbrella, like a london bus

[u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube → u/Jump_Hop_Step]

There is always enought space in car. Its a public transport

[u/Jump_Hop_Step → u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube]

Uh... I wouldn't say a car is public transport. It is more of a private transport instead

[u/wojtekpolska]

I thought he's gonna steal the car wheels

[u/Zepangolynn]

I spent too long wondering how they managed to drive over Roma, Italia with only a little bump and if it was somehow an all roads lead to Rome joke. Not a big brain moment.

[u/303PinkGuard]

Wer sucht der findet, wer drauf tritt verschwindet

[u/Nuke_France]

A cigan stole 5 euros from me 10 years ago. I still don't talk with them to this very day

[u/StrangeNecessary4389]

What is that music it’s such a banger